ca_gere Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 If givin rep worked on my phone I would give you it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 What a plucking tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I can wait xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 He was ill for a long time, so it's for the baste really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxbow lake Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Was it bird flu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I've nor folk-ing idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 at his age it was inevitable he'd tur-keel over sooner or later....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 These puns are absolutely bootiful. What a carve up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 There is a wafer thin line between puns about the recently deceased being acceptable or not. Breast to try and keep it respectful. Twis lerning quite a lot about Bernard Matthews on Wikipedia actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I wonder who'll be doing the catering at the funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I wonder who'll be doing the catering at the funeral.Most of shed number 349A, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Is noone gonna make the 'best before 25/11/2010' gag? There, done! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Is noone gonna make the 'best before 25/11/2010' gag? There, done!Everything has a shelf life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 There is a wafer thin line between puns about the recently deceased being acceptable or not. Breast to try and keep it respectful. Twis lerning quite a lot about Bernard Matthews on Wikipedia actually.Wouldn't the jokes being completely tasteless be fairly apt?It'd at least be a a little ironic...?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 It's not tasteless, now he's heading for the grave-y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Wouldn't the jokes being completely tasteless be fairly apt?It'd at least be a a little ironic...?xxIronic that they are tasteless? Be more like jokes mimicking food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I just knew you'd all gobble that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I hear that he's going to have a very elaborate funeral, with all the trimmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 yeah, his family are in a real flap organising it all..xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I wonder who will succeed him. All giblets are off. Sorry, that was really, really crap. I just wanted to say giblets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I wonder who will succeed him. All giblets are off. Sorry, that was really, really crap. I just wanted to say giblets.Gizzard to find a good pun, really easy to freeze under the the pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Looks like Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan's on his way out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 yeah, his family are in a real flap organising it all..xxApparently they've got the Cranberries to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Apparently they've got the Cranberries to play.doing a cover of the birdie song?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 *I am a reluctant model* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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