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Sitting in the airport bar and the music coming through the speakers above my head is totally unacceptable.

I was just treated to Natasha Bedingfield - I'm going to have your baby.

No. You're not. You're really not.

I forgot how much the Bedingfield family offends me.

Cunts.

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shite story

You only ever reply negatively to my posts. Did I once shag your bird? If so I apologise profusely.

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No need to get all ladrock. He's French, don't you know.

You're another one who loves a negative post. Did I once shag your bird too?

Don't tell me, you and lomega once "dated" the same bird, and I shagged her?

I'm terribly sorry.

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We're all losing sight of the real story here. Carrots Gladstone is ginger and has never shagged anybody's bird.

Not even his own.

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Having perused the images I have to come to the conclusion that even that images that have been extensively touched up still reveal that she has the face of a horse.

If that's what fuels your fantasies whilst lying in your wanking chariot at night, then fair play to you.

I however, have a preference for birds that you don't feed hay and walk round a paddock twice a day.

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