Paul_Victory Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 how come none of them in the video have noticed the fucking massive 3 foot spider in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 how come none of them in the video have noticed the fucking massive 3 foot spider in the background?If they look at it it'll fucking jump them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 fuck that it would be geting a whole can of linx if it caqme anywhere near my flatknobers, the lot of themDoes that kill them? I heard hairspray makes them freeze.I trapped a wasp in a pintglass by putting a beermat on top of it the other week at the pub. Thing was going nuts. Then it started swimming about in the dregs at the bottom. Then stopped moving. A massacre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I think there needs to be more thn one to qualify as a massacre.You're just a plain old murderer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 You're right. Still quite brutal though. Imagine being suffocated and left to drown in a pool of cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Culpable homicide would be your best plea then chucked into a mental institution for the rest of your days. See if your lawyer can get you that deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 You're right. Still quite brutal though. Imagine being suffocated and left to drown in a pool of cider.mate of mine once burried a wasp in some mud.Went back the next day and was still alive and very pissed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Culpable homicide would be your best plea then chucked into a mental institution for the rest of your days. See if your lawyer can get you that deal.Self Defence. That stripey cunt was breaching the peace. He should be on the roadside, picking up rubbish for a few weeks, if he wasn't dead, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Does that kill them? i have no idea but it would make me feel a hell of a lot better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Aerosols paralyse them i think, dead scared of spiders, but i feel terrible the way the freeze up when i spray one before it gets flushed away down the plug whole:(they trap air with their hairs so that the water doesnt drown them, so thay can still live and be total cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 i guess so yeh but if they do that with water could they not also do that when they see the linx africa coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 But spiders are great. They just crawl about. And they eat flies. Flies have no purpose in society. Spiders do, as they eat the pointless shit that everyone hates. I bet if it wasn't for Spiders, you'd have 5 times the amount of flies creeping in through your window frames and buzzing round your face. I have no basis of that, I just think it would be true.Spiders, rejoice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Get a gerbil. Gerbils are great, total nutters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 But spiders are great. They just crawl about. And they eat flies. Flies have no purpose in society. Spiders do, as they eat the pointless shit that everyone hates. I bet if it wasn't for Spiders, you'd have 5 times the amount of flies creeping in through your window frames and buzzing round your face. I have no basis of that, I just think it would be true.Spiders, rejoice.Oh really... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I don't know what's going on there, but it looks great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Spiders do, as they eat the pointless shit that everyone hates. nacho novo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Poor effort.I liked it and also wish a spider would eat the little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Got my new pet today...The petshop didn't have any terrapins so i went all out and bought a turtle lol....He's a map turtle and has no name yet.....Just got him into his tank and fed so i'll take some pictures later.....From this To this size'ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 That is cute as fuck.Good choice, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Got my new pet today...The petshop didn't have any terrapins so i went all out and bought a turtle lol....He's a map turtle and has no name yet.....Just got him into his tank and fed so i'll take some pictures later.....From this To this size'ishThat's fucking awesome. How much? How big a tank do you need? Does it need land and water? I want to buy one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I have it in a 15ltr tank which is a standard tank for your first goldfish....It was 10 for the turtle,2.50 for the stones,11 for the bubbler and stone...At the moment i have it in the wee tank with stones set up on s slant.Then i put a piece of drift wood in at an angle aswell so it can bathe in the dry or swim in the deep....I watched a decent youtube video where the guy has his in with his goldfish with a wee ledge above the filter so it can bathe.....Dont know if i'll risk putting mine in the new fish tank yet tho lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Cool and what pet shop was this from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 A1 Aquatics on constitution street.Still no name for it yet....I'm trying to fight the family here and stay away from teenage mutant names lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Got to be 'Lisa'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Ive just searched the net and going by the size of his nails he's a he...May still be to young to be 100% sure though.Tank set up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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