Graeme Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 sorry if this has been posted before. Absolute comedy.Alan Shearer | Small Talk | Sport | guardian.co.ukYou can tell he's a humourless git! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Christ, that was incredible.Hello Alan. How are you? Good.Fine thanks. Say, who do you think will win the World Cup this summer? Think and hope are two different things. I hope England can win it obviously. If they keep Wayne Rooney fit they'll have a very good chance but I think my favourites for the tournament will be Spain.The "Fine thanks" bit absolutely slayed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 At the end of the day, it'll be curtains for Rafa Benitez if Liverpool lose tonight's game of two halves. He'll be sick as a parrot. If only the players had stepped up to the plate sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 At the end of the day, it'll be curtains for Rafa Benitez if Liverpool lose tonight's game of two halves. He'll be sick as a parrot. If only the players had stepped up to the plate sooner.Luckily they're very well drilled and have given nothing away early doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 sorry to step in on the clich fest but i've just seen the best 606 user name ever...Evra and Park Rush Hour 3LOLLLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Luckily they're very well drilled and have given nothing away early doors.They really look like they're enjoying their football now, and can compete with the Arsenals and Uniteds of this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Liverpool are rampant at the moment. They could've made it 4 or 5. Let's hope for the neutrals they don't shut up shop in the second half. I really expected Portsmouth to set their stall out for the first 15 minutes or so but it just hasn't happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I fucking despise Alan Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 He shouldn't be allowed to commentate on Liverpool or Man United games. My plastic-Liverpool supporting work mate can't see how biased Alan Green is, and thinks he just "tells it like it is". Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 He shouldn't be allowed to commentate on Liverpool or Man United games. My plastic-Liverpool supporting work mate can't see how biased Alan Green is, and thinks he just "tells it like it is". Twat.That's total horse. He's just a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 how in gods name does such an all round tosser like Alan Green keep his job at the bbc? He's got ITV or talk sport written all over his smug little pasty face. He really isnt that good a commentator and a bit of a tosser in real life apparently. needs a punch, slap, kicking then a P45. cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Rangers and Celtic kept apart in the cup yet again. To the surprise of absolutely no-one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 YouTube - Steven Gerrard elbows Michael BrownThat's pretty thuggish of Stevie G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 YouTube - Steven Gerrard elbows Michael BrownThat's pretty thuggish of Stevie G.Find the video where he randomly falls over while standing still.It's brilliant."I 'ope that doesn't gerron the telly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 YouTube - Steven Gerrard elbows Michael BrownYou don't Brown's in charge of the Pompey dressing room stereo is he? Gerrard's got a thing about other people choosing the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 YouTube - Steven Gerrard elbows Michael BrownThat's pretty thuggish of Stevie G.He seems to be getting quite nasty these days. I reckon that the frustration of how shit Liverpool are is finally beginning to get to him. Brown is a bit of a thug himself, though.Strangely, I read that URL as "Steven Gerrard elbows Brown", and assumed that he'd lamped Phil Brown or summink. I was bitterly disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Gerrard has always been a twat in one way or another. These days he's stopped being a snidey little shit, and has gone on to be a full on tosser. He doesn't even try to be clever with it anymore.If there's anyone who will walk into the England World Cup squad completely undeservedly based on this season, it's him. I'd rather we played Milner in his position. Infact, I wish Scholes would come out of retirement and play there. He's been incredibly consistent this season. Streets ahead of Gerrard too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Got a question about football, life or anything else? Why not ask Andrey Arshavin:http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=517http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=512 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Got a question about football, life or anything else? Why not ask Andrey Arshavin:http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=517http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=512There was an interview with him on Soccer Saturday last weekend where he would start giggling during each question. It was like crossing a Russian meerkat with Jimmy Bullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Gerrard let off the hook with assault, again. I swear, he could wipe out an entire terrace of families with an automatic weapon, and he'd get a 500 pound fine from Liverpool FC and have to play a midweek game for the reserves to teach him a lesson. What a hoax. What's with this "the referee saw it" shite? Just because he saw it, that's it? That ruling stops any incidents being revised once the referee has a chance to see a proper replay. Surely no official can say that a "talking to" was enough of a punishment for twatting someone in the back of their head with an elbow.The cunt should be scrubbing toilets with the same brush he washes his gob with, the snidey, grotty cockbox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 The cunt should be scrubbing toilets with the same brush he washes his gob with, the snidey, grotty cockbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 The Mo are 2-0 up!EDIT: 3-0 now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Finished 4-0, despite Heggy getting sent off for a second booking, over-celebrating a goal he didn't score. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hugh_Jazz Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Jesus.....Dons lose again. I am seriously beginning to shit myself about the future of the club. No money, no confidence, terrible results, rapidly dwindling attendances, no TV money, no sellable assets. I am really struggling to see anything rosy about the future whatsoever.Unless McGhee pulls of the mother of all blinders in the free transfer market this summer, I can only see things declining further. It's pretty self-evident that ticket sales are only going to go in one direction as long as this keeps up.Fuck this is depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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