Teabags Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Greenkeepers in shock after gruesome discovery of burning body on Carnoustie links - The Daily RecordThat's pretty fucking grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Was watching this on the news last night and felt a bit bad after I burst out laughing when the cops said "at the moment we're treating it as a suspicious death". No shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 pretty horrific.and yet, im sitting here trying to make a Foster Mansion connection joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I think it'll be an 'open' verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 what's for tee?!burning corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 what's for tee?!burning corpse.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAI've never laughed so fucking hard at work.holy fuck. I need to come back to this after I have handed out more points and give you positive ones for that. That is absolutely fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 six (feet) under pa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 When the commentator said the aforementioned golfer was on fire, everyone assumed he was talking about the standard of his play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 It'll be the last time that caddy makes a bad club selection. Golfers take their sport far too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 How long did it take to 'putt' him out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 it's a shame it wasn't a woman, "it looks like someone tried to bunker off" (please don't take that as a misogynist statement...it appeared to me like that on second read, bitches.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 There's a Hot Chip joke in there, too.Wouldn't it be great if it was Donald Trump!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Maybe it was the Bogeyman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can't believe you guys are making light of this. Someone has died for god's sake.To get serious again, the police wood like to talk to anyone who was within range of the course last night. I just don't understand how somebody could Faldo something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 ....it might've been Tony Cracklin'?He keeps several irons in the fire.But you're right, Bigsby..it was pretty rough on the poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 D'you think he might have been making a toasted sand wedge? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Like it!!!!!!Maybe he was an escaped convict who had only ever been allowed one flag in his cell, and was running around collecting every flag on the course when 2 of them rubbed together and burst into flames....so it was all the result of a con-flag-ration? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 he might have just gone for a walk with a bottle, and got bleezin. Perhaps he stumbled upon a match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Burn-hard Langher?Vijay Singed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 This is quite possibly the sickest but most amazing topic ever.There's no fair way to say it, but we're all complete bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 You are all sick. You're going straight to Els. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 how long did it take to Poulter out?sounds like they had severe colin montgomerie burns (tedious link) :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ....caused by a Gary Flare? (desperate now). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 He just wanted to smoke some green and chill out... *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 this is a bit sick maybe we should stop this torrence of abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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