framheim Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Dave's got us dead to rights!Aberdabberdoo?ha, winner!for the happier aberdonians:Aberdream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Abercalafragilisticexpialidocious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's simply quite atrocious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 "What does a Doric Fred Flintstone say?"Aberdabberdoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Cease and desist for the love of humanity o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 There is a band called Glasvegas? What an awful name.I get called a cock all the time so I wouldn't worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 To be fair I didn't call either of you cocks, I just pointed out that referring to Glasgow as "Glasvegas" makes you sound like cocks.Other people who sound like cocks:People who call Les Miserable "Lay Miz"People who refer to things as "fabby"I've never met either of you, so I have no idea if you actually ARE cocks. I saw Neil on The People's Court and he didn't seem to be a cock, but then Stuart's overwhelming cock-ish-ness could have been masking some of your cock-ery, I just don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Too many cocks spoil the brothel, IMO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 To be fair I didn't call either of you cocks, I just pointed out that referring to Glasgow as "Glasvegas" makes you sound like cocks.Other people who sound like cocks:People who call Les Miserable "Lay Miz"People who refer to things as "fabby"I've never met either of you, so I have no idea if you actually ARE cocks. I saw Neil on The People's Court and he didn't seem to be a cock, but then Stuart's overwhelming cock-ish-ness could have been masking some of your cock-ery, I just don't know. I always say "Lay Miz", only because I find you can't pronounce Miserables without putting on a French accent, making you sound like even more of a cock. It's a damage limitation thing really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I always say "Lay Miz", only because I find you can't pronounce Miserables without putting on a French accent, making you sound like even more of a cock. It's a damage limitation thing really.You should just pronounce it as you would "miserable" then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 You should just pronounce it as you would "miserable" then.Then I'd just sound like a tink."Aye, I'm awa' ti see Lez Miserables, ken?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Then I'd just sound like a tink."Aye, I'm awa' ti see Lez Miserables, ken?"Better a tink than a cock in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I just use bookmarks......does less damage! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I just use bookmarks......does less damage!It took me 20 minutes to get that joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thought I would do a search on "fabby" to see who the cocks were round here.Fabby, thanks dudes. I'll get on the blower to BT and Sky and see if I do need reconeection.Cheers all xo_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thought I would do a search on "fabby" to see who the cocks were round here.o_O lollerz! Touch! You actual cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 You also missed this one:they came to my attention a couple years ago when they played at the lemon tree with Karloff. I loved them so much I went to the merchandise stand and emptied my wallet and went "Give me things". I've bought all the CDs and vinyl off their website and it's fabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Hmm, a persistent offender eh? And you also admit to "Lay Miz"? For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I used to use 'fabby doozers' a lot......but that was decades ago......I'm assuming it's an Aberdeen phrase, but I may be wrong.I was in uncharacteristically happy mode this morning, but, once I dicovered the root causes I managed to weed them out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I always say "Lay Miz", only because I find you can't pronounce Miserables without putting on a French accent, making you sound like even more of a cock. It's a damage limitation thing really.Pronounce it like it is a Northern comic then..."Tonight, for one night only! Les Miserable!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Personally, top of my "cock-o-meter" list would be the phrase, "mint". For example "That's mint"."Chief" ranks quite highly too..as in "hey chief".*stab*....this is supposed to be a happy thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 ....this is supposed to be a happy thread!Shut it, you cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Personally, top of my "cock-o-meter" list would be the phrase, "mint". For example "That's mint".Mine is "back in the day", but other than that, I'm really happy on this happy thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Mine is "back in the day", but other than that, I'm really happy on this happy thread I like the phrase "there's your dinner" when you get some to work or manage to fix something... Any opportunity to put in Alan Partridge quotes "Back of the net", "Cashback", "Spiceworld", "In off the red" and "Jurassic Park" are always used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Edit: Just to say, I realise it might make me a twat but it won't stop me. No, I'll let you off with that, because I do it too.You mentalist. (In fact I included Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey on this very thread just a couple of pages ago. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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