FezMonkey Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Yeah, 'Easy Like Sunday Morning' acapella, followed by the Journey favourite 'Don't Stop Believing I Enjoy Smashing An Iron Off Your Face'.Tee hee.Never joke with me about Journey. Just don't. I will never stop believing. Also, do you have a new number because the message I got from you the other day wasn't recognised on my phone. Min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 do you have a new number because the message I got from you the other day wasn't recognised on my phone. Min.Correct! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 New cover songs??Aye, 2 Rupture covers, namely "F***** F*****" and "I F***** Am".Beauties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodThunder Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 fucking amazing description, fucking amazing all round! p.s. we've put 3 of our album tracks up as free hi- quality downloads on last.fm if anyone wants or needs them; Full Shred Ahead; An Evening With..... ? Swordmaster (UK) ? Listen free at Last.fm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese_dust Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 i am so looking forward to hanging arround at daves flat with kunt, drinking, telling mysogonistic fart jokes, watching porn, wanking and crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 i am so looking forward to hanging arround at daves flat with kunt, drinking, telling mysogonistic fart jokes, watching porn, wanking and cryingThe plan is to take Kunt to the Priory after the gig, there'll be all the two-finger tests he could dream of in there for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 REVIEWS:http://www.audioscribbler.co.uk/reviews/kuntandthegangonelastwankandonelastcry.htmKunt and the Gang: One Last Wank and One Last CryType: AlbumRelease Date: 05/04/08Label: Disco MingeLuke SlaterWhere to start with Kunt and the Gang is the question, and one which isn't particularly easy to answer. The name is probably the best starting point, as it's amazingly the least offensive part of the Basildon duo, who somehow make The Bloodhoundgang's lyrical content seem almost angelic. One Last Wank and One Last Cry is an opus of offensiveness, perhaps almost a masterpiece in a genre which doesn't really exist.It is partly the fact that Kunt and the Gang are backed by hideously primitive MIDI instrumentation which makes them somewhat amusing. I mean, if there were actual guitars, a real drum-kit and not some sub GCSE standard Casio keyboard backing tracks then it would make it seem like they were almost being serious, and the whole shtick would just fall apart. With Kunt and the Gang there is no chance to misconstrue risqu lyrics into innuendo, because there is no innuendo, it's flat out vulgarity. Not that you'd expect anything else from an album name like this.This album is pasted with songs about wanking, wanking over Carol Vorderman, wanking on the internet and bizarre sexual practices. Add to that songs about facial fuzz, nether-region fuzz and illegally downloading music being equivalent to paedophilia, then you have a musical exhibition in the permanently perverted. "There's a lot of perverts on the interne/ trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet" declares Kunt on 'Perverts On The Internet'. True enough, but this is no crude-social commentary for the masses as Kunt admits to being one of the aforementioned perverts, but "don't tell his mum/ because if she finds out then he's gonna get done!" a Kate Nash sound-alike (Kate Gash perhaps?!) chirps.'Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?)' looks at what Harold Shipman, Peter Sutcliffe (the Yorkshire ripper/ he avoided the use of a razor or clipper) and Osama Bin Laden are concealing behind their facial forests. Perhaps the most outright nasty lyric, and there's an album's worth to choose from, is reserved for 'The Illegal Download Song', where Kunt warns that when downloading one of their tracks illegally "A little baby cries a tear of blood from his Jap's eye". The tracks on display range from ridiculously crude to actually quite amusing, in a horrible way, of course. The penultimate track 'Carol Vorderman' is without doubt the one that tickles me pink, though it leaves me feeling guilty for laughing at this puerile banter. 'Use My Arsehole As A Cunt' is at the other end of the scale, for reasons I need not state.Kunt and the Gang's purpose is as simple as the music. It's an exercise in the very high end of musical indecency, seemingly for its own sake. Kunt And The Gang are unlikely to get anywhere near any TV performances (barring perhaps a residency on Eurotrash) or sell many records, so it's not in the interests of "pushing the boundaries". What is it in the interest of though? Not much really, but if you're going to make a novelty band or a novelty record, you may as well try and do what nobody else has done before. I'm pretty sure Kunt And The Gang succeed in that aspect.4/5--------------------------------------------------------is this music? Kunt and the GangKunt and the Gang: One Last Wank and One Last CryEven if the Kunts were too tight to release the full album to the press- this review is based on a bundled CD featuring the greatest hits from the earlier albums in the 'Wank and Cry' Trilogy- 'One Last Wank and One Last Cry' is another future playground classic, destined to be furtively swapped round the back of the bike sheds or slipped on at adolescent house parties. There is a hint of maturity this time around, with a song about bearded men straying from the usual masturbation gags, but only a hint. A self-pitying rant about illegal downloading still manages to reference baby genitals and stalking.Kunt and the Gang do have one trick. The perfect pastiches of eighties pop, performed on a bontempi organ, have a clearer sense of melody than most of the top forty. Kunt sings with the combined earnestness of the entire Open University staff about sex and serial killers. Rarely breaking the three minute mark, each song is remarkable both for the exact parody of pop abandon and filthy imagination.Of course, they are hugely offensive and hugely funny in equal proportion. Kunt's straight-faced delivery and infectious good humour- he can talk about posting obscene material on Facebook while retaining his innocence- sets him above the standard crude comedian. Despite the cheap production, the tunes are pretty danceable, too. Never likely to be more than cult material, their insouciance vulgarity does undercut the pomposity of rock's claims to high art and importance.4/5//Gareth Vile-------------------------------------------------------------The Skinny Live Review...Kunt and the Gang @ 13th Note :: The SkinnyKunt and the Gang at 13th Note, GlasgowA tsunami of filth as obscene as his name implies, obsessed with genitalia, sexual perversion, excrement and Carol VordermanUnlike most scatological one-man bands, Kunt and the Gang isn't leery: every song is delivered with the nave enthusiasm of a primary school teacher. Armed with a rudimentary backing track, a hand puppet and a knack for parodying 80s pop melodies, Kunt quickly has the crowd singing along and laughing hysterically. God forbid that his numbers reach his natural audience in the playground: children singing Feminine Itch or The Worst Thing in the World would cause a greater moral panic than rising house prices or immigration in certain tabloids. His set is short and sweet enough to keep the humour fresh: whether he is paying tribute to friendship on Fred and Rose or warning against wearing white with an upset stomach, Kunt miraculously comes across as a pleasant young man who just happens to enjoy swearing, masturbating over ladies on television and offering himself to celebrities. Margaret Kirk-------------------------------------------------Kunt and the Gang - One Last Wank and One Last Cry (Disco Minge) review on Collective ZineKunt and the GangOne Last Wank and One Last CryYear Released: 2008Format: CDLabel: Disco MingeReviewed by Andy Malcolm I am not even going to review this shit.----------------------------------------------------------------ALSO: can a moderator please change the title of this thread to 'K**T AND THE GANG, SWORDMASTER, WIFEBEATER AND SIDCA - EAST NEUK - SUNDAY 19TH OCTOBER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 so, i heard a rumour that this is going to be the best gig ever.also: MODS! please can you fulfil my request form my previous post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 poster is currently in my hands. will be up tomorrow at some point. mods - please can you change the heading of this thread to what i asked a few days ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted September 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 firstly: mods, can you please fulfil my request from a week ago, please.secondly: i need someone to do the door for this! i'll give you a tenner on the night and three pints/whatever you want to drink!thirdly: poster WILL be up soon. due to me working at freshers fairs/the library being shut for the public holidays/no funds to copy colour posters i haven't had a chance to do it, but they will be asap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 I will do the door, no money, pints would be nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 firstly: mods, can you please fulfil my request from a week ago, please.Now done. You probably would have been better contacting us direct - we can't always read every post of every thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 I just realised I think I have this weekend off work, which means that I can actually go to this.Yas.Yas yas yas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 VERSUSVERSUSVERSUSTeckle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 yas!two weeks on sunday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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davidm Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 does anyone have anything ace to say about this gig? at all? does everything YOU touch turn to gold? will you be wishing that you lived in buckie at the end of this gig? will you make your wife walk into a door when wifebeater finish their set? and most importantly, has anyone seen barry george hiding out in the bushes, with his knob in his hand though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 does anyone have anything ace to say about this gig? at all? does everything YOU touch turn to gold? will you be wishing that you lived in buckie at the end of this gig? will you make your wife walk into a door when wifebeater finish their set? and most importantly, has anyone seen barry george hiding out in the bushes, with his knob in his hand though?Get some fucking sleep and sober up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 It dawned on me yesterday that I ain't gonna manage this gig, because I'm playing elsewhere. Rubbish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 a week to go!approximate stage times for those who are wanting to go to the other two gigs on that night but may want to catch this, however briefly:wifebeater: 8sidca: 8.30swordmaster: 9.10kunt and the gang: 10yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 a week to go!approximate stage times for those who are wanting to go to the other two g....No, you've gone again.There are no other gigs that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese_dust Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 i love how even when we are putting on a gig we still go on first because it gives us more time for us (me) to get drunk hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S I D C A Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 i love how even when we are putting on a gig we still go on first because it gives us more time for us (me) to get drunk hahaha..I'm really looking forward to this. All of it. Should be a thoroughly good night. Having never been to the East Nuke (this i feel, is how it should be spelled) I'm interested in whether they have a good selection of malts, mind you I'll nae doubt scrape by on Bells or Famous Grouse. Needs must,---- no talking will be tolerated during our set. You'll have to shout the insults.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese_dust Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 whatever you do, dont get a pint. in the neuk they are made;1 part beer1 part water2 parts piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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