Judge Michael T. Sauer Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I just heard Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant openly proclaim to "have a little schoolgirl and she's all mine", which led me to creating this thread.Thinking more along the lines of lyrics from the older songs that were initially innocuous, but now not so. This thread is no place for recent songs just aiming to shock.Anybody got any more?EDIT: if this is deemed bad taste then please close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 On a similar note, Good Morning Little Schoolgirl is pretty dodgy. Dunno who wrote it originally. The earliest version I've heard is Mississippi Fred McDowell but it could be earlier. Loads of people have covered it since he did it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union GapWith all the charms of a womanYou've kept the secret of your youthYou led me to believeYou're old enoughTo give me LoveAnd now it hurts to know the truth' date=' Oh,Beneath your perfume and make-upYou're just a baby in disguiseAnd though you knowThat it is wrong to beAlone with meThat come on look is in your eyes, Oh,So hurry home to your mamaI'm sure she wonders where you areGet out of hereBefore I have the timeTo change my mind'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far[/quote']Seriously dodge, can't believe it still gets played on the radio, ditto My Sharona by The Knack:Never gonna stop' date=' give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up from the touchof the younger kind. [/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 The Flintstones theme tune, the part about having a "Gay old time".That's what you get when you "Meet The Flintstones". I knew Fred was corn-holing Barney! I KNEW IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Well I've got a gal' date=' she's as cute as she can be She's a distant cousin but she's not too distant with me We'll kiss all night I'll squeeze her tight But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right All right, all right, all right Oh I've got a girl and she taught me how to live She can give a lot and she's got a lot to give We'll kiss all night I'll squeeze her tight But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right All right, all right, all right Yes we're all cousins, that's what I believe Because we're children of Adam and Eve I got a girl and she wants a lot of love That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of We'll kiss all night I'll squeeze her tight But we're kissin' cousins 'n that'll make it all right All right, all right, all right ----------Cousins, kissin cousinsKissins allowed cos were proud to be cousinsWhats a little teasin, huggin and a-squeezinBetween us cousins.Oh its so great to be one big familyAnd we show it, yes we show itYou see, we never feud, were a happy broodFolks all know it, yes they know itCousins, kissin cousinsHoney we dress and we messWere just cousins,Cousins, kissin cousinsCousins, kissin cousins[/quote']Perhaps kissing cousins is OK in Tennessee, but not in most other places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 The Flintstones theme tune, the part about having a "Gay old time".That's what you get when you "Meet The Flintstones". I knew Fred was corn-holing Barney! I KNEW IT!Maybe it was Betty and Wilma. Not so unacceptable now, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I dunno. if I was a cartoon, I would plow Betty, but Wilma is a fuggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Maybe it was Betty and Wilma. Not so unacceptable now, is it?It depends. Are they corn-holing? Cos that's fairly wrong, regardless of the sex of the participants.(that is rimming, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 A lot of you will be aware that Rich Hall did this in his Otis Lee Crenshaw guise but have you considered the lyrics to Jailhouse Rock in nowaday terms?Originally Posted by Elvis Presley The warden threw a party in the county jail.The prison band was there and they began to wail.The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin to the jailhouse rock.Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin to the jailhouse rock.Number forty-seven said to number three:Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.I sure would be delighted with your company,Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin to the jailhouse rock.The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stoneWay over in the corner weepin all alone.The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin to the jailhouse rock.Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin to the jailhouse rock.Now Number forty-seven saying to number three: 'Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see./I sure would be delighted with your company,/Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.' This must equateto the precedent of an inmate actually asking permission to bugger a fellow convict? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 in the 50's they didn't have the gutter press whipping up the proles into anti-paedophile panic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 There's plenty of candidates to choose from. "Jailbait" by Motorhead is pretty self-explanatory, as is "Playtime" and "Teacher's Pet" by Venom. I'd give the lyrics, but apparently they're "unacceptable" in today's society. Or, to use an even more stupid and woolly word for it, "inappropriate".Seriously, I'm getting really fucking fed up with thin-skinned hand-wringers taking offence at the drop of a hat to something when it's not even them that's the subject of it. Not slagging the guy who started the thread, but this taking offence by proxy is ridiculously patronising. It's at least half the reason I wanted to start Wifebeater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 It depends. Are they corn-holing? Cos that's fairly wrong, regardless of the sex of the participants.(that is rimming, right?)They are womens, so, do they just like... scissor, or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 in the 50's they didn't have the gutter press whipping up the proles into anti-paedophile panicNo that's right Stripey, paedophilia was wholly acceptable in the 50s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'm not sure "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck berry was even acceptable when it first came out, never mind now.Also, Van Morrison did a song on "Tupelo Honey" (but I can't remember the title, sadly) where he more or less gave the impression that his wife's only reason for existing was to be with him.She felt different obviously, and left him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 She did have the incredible name of Janet Planet. I would dig out Tupelo Honey, but I think it is a bit patchy... I much prefer Saint Dominic's Preview and Veedon Fleece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'm not sure "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck berry was even acceptable when it first came out, never mind now.Surely My Ding-a-ling is nothing more than a bit of double-entendre fun? It's the musical equivalent of a Carry On film.The only reason it would be unnaceptable would be the same reason it was unnaceptable in 1972 or whenever - because as a song it is, quite literally, ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I remember when I was in Primary 6, one day one of my classmates whipped his cock out and started running round the playground singing "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling", while doing what we know call "The Chopper".Just thought I'd throw that in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 "Sitting on a park bencheyeing little girls with bad intent.Snot running down his nosegreasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.Drying in the cold sunWatching as the frilly panties run.Feeling like a dead duckspitting out pieces of his broken luck."Found out today that they're playing the music hall soon, should be fun like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Surely My Ding-a-ling is nothing more than a bit of double-entendre fun? It's the musical equivalent of a Carry On film.The only reason it would be unnaceptable would be the same reason it was unnaceptable in 1972 or whenever - because as a song it is, quite literally, ding.It's a load of horrible, sexist filth!It should be banned, and everyone who was invloved in the:WritingRecordingPublishingPromotionof the song should be taken out and shooted.Sorry! I was reading the Daily Mail, and it seeped into my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 She did have the incredible name of Janet Planet. I would dig out Tupelo Honey, but I think it is a bit patchy... I much prefer Saint Dominic's Preview and Veedon Fleece.It is fairly crap, like.yer spot on with those two albums, and someday, his 1980s back catalgoue is going to be re-assessd and people will see it as being forward looking and accomplished.Just you wait and see.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 That Mungo Jerry tune 'in the summer time' has the line"have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find"Also the Prince Buster tune 'the ten commandments of man' is filled with gems. "If you see me walking in the street with another woman, do not come over and make a scene but wait intelligently until i come home so we can have it out decent"also"don't bring attention to anything you may see in shops, for i will only buy you things you need for your purpose"Infact just about every one of his commandments is pretty unacceptable nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 john lennon says in Happy Xmas (War is Over) "the white, yellow and red ones" im sure. to refer to a race as yellow is pretty unacceptable these days i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Born In The USA falls foul of the same thing ("to go and kill the yellow man"). Unless I've been mishearing it all these years and the song's actually about a bloke on a mission to kill Jeff Lynne...Although that song is about the mistreatment of Vietnam vets an is quite antiwar from what i can gather. So i don't think it's meant to be offensive, more like when Outkast say "Bob your head rag top" in Bombs Over Baghdad (also an anti war song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Fairytale of New York...momentarily anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 That Mungo Jerry tune 'in the summer time' has the line"have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find"I just watched the video of this and it does sound like a rapists hippy communist manifesto come to think of it.it was used in some anti drink-driving ads a while back aswell I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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