jonty84 Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Need a good laugh, so it's this old chestnut again.What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?Here's mine...what's black and screams?Stevie Wonder answering the iron?give me your best people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 jehova nice christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 this thread? LOLbut seriously forks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ahh, JJ, stil doing the quiz in the bobbin on sunday nights son?i once won a childrens keyboard off u for drawing a picture of a panda smoking a spliff, eating a pot noodle. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?THAT'S NACHO CHEESE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 what's orange and sounds like a parrot?a carrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Did you hear about the shellfish fisherman's penis contest?It was to see who had the langoustineIthankyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 q. Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? a. He was in his cell. (sounds better than it reads!) q. what do you call a fly without wings? a. a walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Did you hear that jeremy beadle has a small penis..But on the other hand its quite big ... I thought it was this joke page i read that joke?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavH Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 i was at a cash machine when an old woman came up and asked me to help her check her balance so i pushed her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Did you hear that jeremy beadle has a small penis..But on the other hand its quite big ... Hahaha! That's ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Phil O'Donnell needs to brush up on the rules. You're supposed to have extra time and penalties before sudden death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Phil O'Donnell needs to brush up on the rules. You're supposed to have extra time and penalties before sudden death...Oooooh.... too soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 My favourite joke:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Phil O'Donnell needs to brush up on the rules. You're supposed to have extra time and penalties before sudden death...Duuuuuuuude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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