Dayeth Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by Untitled:as long as im not the cabin boy i dont careim not clowns pocket for the captain If you do indeed have a beard, you may be the "Master of Beards", a highly esteemed position aboard the ship earning respect and fleas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 do i have a beard.........fuck yes i do master of beards i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by Untitled:do i have a beard.........fuck yes i do master of beards i am Ar! Bear in mind yee must have a beard big enough to supply sub-beards to other crew members when they loose theirs in high winds. Saavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Ar! Bear in mind yee must have a beard big enough to supply sub-beards to other crew members when they loose theirs in high winds. Saavy.Arrrrrrrrme beard could choke a donkey (and a few pigs as well)just lemme at the crewi'll get em sea worthy X-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by Untitled:Arrrrrrrrme beard could choke a donkey (and a few pigs as well)just lemme at the crewi'll get em sea worthy X-( *lets Untitled at crew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:*Strokes badass pirate beard* Ar...can ye fit on his shoulder? i could but i'd break his shoulder.then i'd go rampant and pull the sails off the boat.Squawk, motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 Arrr! ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:i could but i'd break his shoulder.then i'd go rampant and pull the sails off the boat.Squawk, motherfucker! AR! Go rampant and pull the sails down and you'll get a keelhauling o' a life time!...just be a good parrot, ar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 Arr, I want a piratin' Job Description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:Arr, I want a piratin' Job Description. AARrrr, how about Prisoner Torcher Officer?Job Description: It basically requires making the good people we capture feel as uncomfortable as possible until we get every last piece of gold and plunder from them/info on where to get more, then its up to you to think of the most outrageous and barbourous way of disposing of them.Basic qualifications: Previous keel-hauling experience. An evil yet creative imagination. Standard Grade Physics. Higher Piracy.You will be assigned 3 or 4 men to help tie rope knots, lift prisoners over the side of the boat, do what you say etc.Sound good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhiannon Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 I ahve a new improved shipmy friends made me itit rawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 *squints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:AARrrr, how about Prisoner Torcher Officer?Job Description: It basically requires making the good people we capture feel as uncomfortable as possible until we get every last piece of gold and plunder from them/info on where to get more, then its up to you to think of the most outrageous and barbourous way of disposing of them.Basic qualifications: Previous keel-hauling experience. An evil yet creative imagination. Standard Grade Physics. Higher Piracy.You will be assigned 3 or 4 men to help tie rope knots, lift prisoners over the side of the boat, do what you say etc.Sound good? Yarr, I be the right knave for the job, Cap'n.Oh, and....Originally posted by Dayeth:*squints* Yer eyepatch be on the wrong eye, Cap'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:Yarr, I be the right knave for the job, Cap'n. Yar! Yer the right man for th job Officer N.F. Power... how do we dispose of the non-commendable AAHpposition? (ooo 'as a rabbit)Originally posted by New Found Power:Yer eyepatch be on the wrong eye, Cap'n. Oh..*feels around eyes*...ar. *Toothless grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Yar! Yer the right man for th job Officer N.F. Power... how do we dispose of the non-commendable AAHpposition? (ooo 'as a rabbit) Yarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Yarr, and I even convinced the Scurvy Rhiannon's fuzzy bosun to jump ship and join us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmygoodein Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 yar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 YAHAR! Bacon wrapping! I would have nevAR thought of that! Exceptional pirate work laddy.Good work with the rabbit too! Ar! I like a pirate with the concept of a dimension of depth on an otherwise two dimensional picture! AHAAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 i have a new ship as well,so maybe we could get a little pillaging fleet going-arrrranyone want to join-i thought of some people for the crew so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 ...i reckon we get this little fella on cannons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 gyarr! we could get a pirate fleet going and terrorize the seas more efficiently...aaarg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dayeth Posted May 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Yar *strokes pirate chin* with a fleet we could conquer anything we wanted! Iva crew of 18 galant sailors, join us with whatever ships, chinese gun maniacs and rum/porn trailers yar have AND WE'LL PLUNDER AND PILLAGE AR WAY ACROSS THE COASTS! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhiannon Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 The bunny stays with me, Claire you and your ship come on my sideYou shall ahve to catch me first if you want to feed me tpo sharkies, and no matter how hard you try, no one shall ever catch me *run, run as fast as you can, you cant catch me cus im rhiannon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 16, 2004 Report Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by Rhiannon:*run, run as fast as you can, you cant catch me cus im rhiannon* Yarr, if your Piratin' be as good as yer rhymin', ye be wormfood in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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