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Originally posted by Untitled:

as long as im not the cabin boy i dont care

im not clowns pocket for the captain

If you do indeed have a beard, you may be the "Master of Beards", a highly esteemed position aboard the ship earning respect and fleas.

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Originally posted by Untitled:

do i have a beard.........

fuck yes i do :D

master of beards i am :D

Ar! Bear in mind yee must have a beard big enough to supply sub-beards to other crew members when they loose theirs in high winds. Saavy.

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Originally posted by Dayeth:

Ar! Bear in mind yee must have a beard big enough to supply sub-beards to other crew members when they loose theirs in high winds. Saavy.

Arrrrrrrr

me beard could choke a donkey (and a few pigs as well)

just lemme at the crew

i'll get em sea worthy X-(

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Originally posted by scottNP:

i could but i'd break his shoulder.

then i'd go rampant and pull the sails off the boat.

Squawk, motherfucker!

AR! Go rampant and pull the sails down and you'll get a keelhauling o' a life time!...just be a good parrot, ar.

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Originally posted by New Found Power:

Arr, I want a piratin' Job Description.

AARrrr, how about Prisoner Torcher Officer?

Job Description: It basically requires making the good people we capture feel as uncomfortable as possible until we get every last piece of gold and plunder from them/info on where to get more, then its up to you to think of the most outrageous and barbourous way of disposing of them.

Basic qualifications: Previous keel-hauling experience.

An evil yet creative imagination.

Standard Grade Physics.

Higher Piracy.

You will be assigned 3 or 4 men to help tie rope knots, lift prisoners over the side of the boat, do what you say etc.

Sound good?

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Originally posted by Dayeth:

AARrrr, how about Prisoner Torcher Officer?

Job Description: It basically requires making the good people we capture feel as uncomfortable as possible until we get every last piece of gold and plunder from them/info on where to get more, then its up to you to think of the most outrageous and barbourous way of disposing of them.

Basic qualifications: Previous keel-hauling experience.

An evil yet creative imagination.

Standard Grade Physics.

Higher Piracy.

You will be assigned 3 or 4 men to help tie rope knots, lift prisoners over the side of the boat, do what you say etc.

Sound good?

Yarr, I be the right knave for the job, Cap'n.

Oh, and....

Originally posted by Dayeth:

*squints*

Yer eyepatch be on the wrong eye, Cap'n.

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Originally posted by New Found Power:

Yarr, I be the right knave for the job, Cap'n.

Yar! Yer the right man for th job Officer N.F. Power... how do we dispose of the non-commendable AAHpposition? (ooo 'as a rabbit)

Originally posted by New Found Power:

Yer eyepatch be on the wrong eye, Cap'n.

Oh..*feels around eyes*...ar. *Toothless grin*

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YAHAR! Bacon wrapping! I would have nevAR thought of that! Exceptional pirate work laddy.

Good work with the rabbit too! Ar! I like a pirate with the concept of a dimension of depth on an otherwise two dimensional picture! AHAAR!

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Yar *strokes pirate chin* with a fleet we could conquer anything we wanted! Iva crew of 18 galant sailors, join us with whatever ships, chinese gun maniacs and rum/porn trailers yar have AND WE'LL PLUNDER AND PILLAGE AR WAY ACROSS THE COASTS! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

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The bunny stays with me, Claire you and your ship come on my side

You shall ahve to catch me first if you want to feed me tpo sharkies, and no matter how hard you try, no one shall ever catch me *run, run as fast as you can, you cant catch me cus im rhiannon*

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