Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Here are two words for you - pedantic mofo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Mofo" is not a correct word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Vauxhall Nova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd put it all on a horse. ...Either that or spend it on drugs and womenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd take all of closest mates for 2 weeks all expenses paid holiday to Ibiza.Then I'd go to Thailand on my own, live it up and give some of the locals enough money for life. Then I'd meet everyone in that Koh Phugnan 'Full Moon Party'' for new year.I'd give a hell of a lot to my ma and papperz, then some more to the extended and the further extended lot.I'd pay all my mates though Uni.I'd buy myself some decent flats in London, Melbourne and Glasgow. Oh aye, and Dundee.Then I would save up and build one fucking ace dental surgery, with an awesome fish tank.And the rest would go in my bank, with me living off the interest for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 First on the list would be , Buy Nme and shut the them down.Speaking of Assasination , i would also hire someone to abduct FUCKING BONO ! so i could give him abit of the old ultraviolence. The fucking twat he is.Also would probably open an affy nice old folks home / abbatior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 literally, this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'd keep my job.Bullshit. You think the first time your boss told you something you don't like that you wouldn't tell him to go fuck himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'd put it all on a horse. ...Either that or spend it on drugs and womenses.i like your style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 On having respect for your emloyer, I'd certainly work my notice as required, but if I had 2M+ in the bank I'd hardly be able to sit at my desk and concentrate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 literally, this:You win.Duck Tales, woo-oo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 "Mofo" is not a correct word."Hog" is not a correct fucking name, but you don't hear me moaning about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I was on a rant in the office about schemie names when someone mentioned it. Poor kidThere seem to be a lot of Gemma's, Leanne's, Natalie's and Natasha's around these days. Wouldn't scuttle anyone with those names on principle.On topic, I'd probably buy a house, blooter however much it took to get everything by every band I'm into and see what I'm left with.It'd be a double-edged sword, though. You couldn't trust anyone and you could never be sure someone liked you for who you are. You'd always have a sneaky feeling they're only out to fleece you. So, on balance I'm happy enough as things are. At least I don't have to worry about gold-diggers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 "Hog" is not a correct fucking name, but you don't hear me moaning about it. He's not properly bald either, and you always hear him moaning about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'd use the remainder to build up a portfolio of properties and sustainable businesses, draw a modest salary from them and use the rest of the profits to provide health and education facilities for victims of civil war and famine in Africa. I'd keep my job....and perhaps a new set of chisels for Geppetto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Are you the guy that rubs baby oil on the models before Playboy shoots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Are you the guy that rubs baby oil on the models before Playboy shoots?That's the best thing I've heard today.Although I've only been up for about 40 minutes, so that's not really as impressive as I thought it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 He's not properly bald either, and you always hear him moaning about it.It's a cunning strategy to divert attention away from the fact that he's pretty much a ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 It's a cunning strategy to divert attention away from the fact that he's pretty much a ginger.Was telling him last night he's a dead ringer for the wrestler Bob Backlund. Clueless me doesn't know how to put up a pic, can some clever bugger oblige to prove me right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Was telling him last night he's a dead ringer for the wrestler Bob Backlund. Clueless me doesn't know how to put up a pic, can some clever bugger oblige to prove me right?...he's also like a less hirsute Mick Hucknall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Only the Mick Hucknall comment stung:laughing:Jake thinks I look like this guy..Tony Element thinks I look like this guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timson Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Didn't you hear about 4-Real and Superman then?BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | What can you name your child?did you hear that a coupl ein china wanted to name their baby "@" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Jake thinks I look like this guy..There's no denying it.The winner of this bout...and, NEW, World Heavyweight Champion... (Not) Bald Backlund! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 The only similarity I can see is that they both walk around in their underpants in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 i actually have no idea what i'd do. i guess it's one of those things you don't know what you'd do til it actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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