Sam 45 Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Drivl.com | The 22 Worst Place Names in the WorldHaha, some classics in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Shitterton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsythia Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Lesmahagow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Fucking, Austria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 I've actually been to Muff in Ireland a few times and admit to sniggering like a wee boy every time. They also have a petrol station called "Top Muff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGoatski Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Amusing places close to youEnter your postcode to search for amusing places near to you.I`m 12 miles away from Fanny Burn and 60 miles from Spunkie.Put in CM2 9AN for some belters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted June 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Tarty Burn (map)18.2 miles Titaboutie (map)20.1 miles Boghead (map)20.5 miles Dykeside (map)27.6 miles Coulterfanny (map)38.0 miles Fanny Burn (map)78.1 miles Fanny Hill (map)78.1 miles Bottom Burn (map)79.4 miles Dykes Road (map)94.6 miles Turdees (map)106.5 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Ace!From back home:Buttock Point (map)15.9 milesSpunkie (map)16.6 milesCock of Arran (map)23.6 milesAssloss (map)24.3 milesThundergay (map)29.6 milesTurdees (map)34.5 milesDickland (map)42.5 milesFanny Hill (map)49.9 milesFanny Burn (map)50.0 milesThe Bastard (map)50.2 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I cycled through Twat in Orkney once.It consist of 3 houses and a barn. There were even road signs that said 'You Are Now Entering Twat''You Are Now Leaving Twat''Twat. Please Drive Carefully' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intravenous Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 'Twat. Please Drive Carefully'*sigh* That made me snigger out loud in the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Here's mine - the three in bold text are my faves....Tarty Burn Dykeside (map)Titaboutie Boghead (map)CoulterfannyFanny Hill (map) Fanny Burn Bottom Burn Dykes RoadNest of Fannich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I cycled through Twat in Orkney once.It consist of 3 houses and a barn. There were even road signs that said 'You Are Now Entering Twat''You Are Now Leaving Twat''Twat. Please Drive Carefully'Speaking of twat - don't suppose you've got any revealing shots of the lovely Sarah's??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Whenever I'm driving south to somewhere I always giggle when I pass the signs for Battledykes near Forfar. Gets me every single time, think it's the mental image that such a name conjurs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Some nice ones from round where I grew up:Titty Ho (map)13.1 milesWilley (map)22.8 milesBishops Itchington (map)25.4 milesButts Hill (map)28.7 milesFairy Hole (map)28.9 milesShingay (map)33.3 milesClaggy Cott (map)36.3 milesCrotch Crescent (map)38.8 milesHerbert's Hole (map)39.2 milesFoul End (map)39.4 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I've driven through Wank before (it's advisable to drive slowly so as not to skid!) It's in Austria I think. My Mum wasn't chuffed that we had to stop and take a picture of me, my Dad and brothers pulling "masturbatory poses" next to the road sign...Had to be done though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 One of the guys in Pungent Stench had the surname Wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I've driven through Wank before (it's advisable to drive slowly so as not to skid!) It's in Austria I think. My Mum wasn't chuffed that we had to stop and take a picture of me, my Dad and brothers pulling "masturbatory poses" next to the road sign...Had to be done though.In a situation like that, it'd be a crime not to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Here's the list from my old address in Kilmarnock..Some duplicates from an earlier postAsslossSpunkieDicklandTurdeesCock of ArranLumps of GarryhornThundergay Buttock Point Fatlips CastleRing Burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Speaking of twat - don't suppose you've got any revealing shots of the lovely Sarah's???You couldn't disgrace that by call it a twat. You'd have to give it proper noun status and refer to hers as a Vagina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Bitch Craig (map)64.8 miles Lady's Hole (map)112.7 miles o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Crotch Crescent (map)38.8 milesHey, that's only 1.1 miles from me! Might go pay it a visit tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Found Fiddy Cent's secret hideaway on the west coast of Scotland:Map of United Kingdom | Multimap.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Hey, that's only 1.1 miles from me! Might go pay it a visit tomorrow.Good idea!Go and have a sniff round the Crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Has anyone mentioned The Paps of Jura? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 You can just imagine all those years ago, the people trying to come up with a name for a place:"OK everyone, gather round. Right, we need to decide on a name for this area. Anyone got any thoughts? Steve? any ideas?"Steve: "Erm.................I dunno, Thundergay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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