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22 Worst Named Places

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Tarty Burn (map)

18.2 miles

Titaboutie (map)

20.1 miles

Boghead (map)

20.5 miles

Dykeside (map)

27.6 miles

Coulterfanny (map)

38.0 miles

Fanny Burn (map)

78.1 miles

Fanny Hill (map)

78.1 miles

Bottom Burn (map)

79.4 miles

Dykes Road (map)

94.6 miles

Turdees (map)

106.5 miles

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Ace!

From back home:

Buttock Point (map)

15.9 miles

Spunkie (map)

16.6 miles

Cock of Arran (map)

23.6 miles

Assloss (map)

24.3 miles

Thundergay (map)

29.6 miles

Turdees (map)

34.5 miles

Dickland (map)

42.5 miles

Fanny Hill (map)

49.9 miles

Fanny Burn (map)

50.0 miles

The Bastard (map)

50.2 miles

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I cycled through Twat in Orkney once.

It consist of 3 houses and a barn. There were even road signs that said

'You Are Now Entering Twat'

'You Are Now Leaving Twat'

'Twat. Please Drive Carefully'

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Here's mine - the three in bold text are my faves....

Tarty Burn

Dykeside (map)

Titaboutie

Boghead (map)

Coulterfanny

Fanny Hill (map)

Fanny Burn

Bottom Burn

Dykes Road

Nest of Fannich

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I cycled through Twat in Orkney once.

It consist of 3 houses and a barn. There were even road signs that said

'You Are Now Entering Twat'

'You Are Now Leaving Twat'

'Twat. Please Drive Carefully'

Speaking of twat - don't suppose you've got any revealing shots of the lovely Sarah's???

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Whenever I'm driving south to somewhere I always giggle when I pass the signs for Battledykes near Forfar. Gets me every single time, think it's the mental image that such a name conjurs up.

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Some nice ones from round where I grew up:

Titty Ho (map)

13.1 miles

Willey (map)

22.8 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)

25.4 miles

Butts Hill (map)

28.7 miles

Fairy Hole (map)

28.9 miles

Shingay (map)

33.3 miles

Claggy Cott (map)

36.3 miles

Crotch Crescent (map)

38.8 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)

39.2 miles

Foul End (map)

39.4 miles

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I've driven through Wank before (it's advisable to drive slowly so as not to skid!)

It's in Austria I think. My Mum wasn't chuffed that we had to stop and take a picture of me, my Dad and brothers pulling "masturbatory poses" next to the road sign...

Had to be done though.

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I've driven through Wank before (it's advisable to drive slowly so as not to skid!)

It's in Austria I think. My Mum wasn't chuffed that we had to stop and take a picture of me, my Dad and brothers pulling "masturbatory poses" next to the road sign...

Had to be done though.

In a situation like that, it'd be a crime not to :laughing:

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Here's the list from my old address in Kilmarnock..

Some duplicates from an earlier post

  • Assloss
  • Spunkie
  • Dickland
  • Turdees
  • Cock of Arran
  • Lumps of Garryhorn
  • Thundergay
  • Buttock Point
  • Fatlips Castle
  • Ring Burn

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Speaking of twat - don't suppose you've got any revealing shots of the lovely Sarah's???

You couldn't disgrace that by call it a twat. You'd have to give it proper noun status and refer to hers as a Vagina!

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Hey, that's only 1.1 miles from me! Might go pay it a visit tomorrow.

Good idea!

Go and have a sniff round the Crotch.

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