Hardcore Mel Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Honestly, Baldy. A friend of mine (RIP) used to know some pretty dodgy lasses. One day we were walking along Union Street and one of them stopped, scratched herself in the "ladygarden" area and said out loud "Fuck sake min, itchy chat". She was rough as ratshit.That's incredible. A guy I know once shagged a Scouser woman who, immediately before the act yelled, in a thick Scouse accent "Dick me quick, ma minge is screamin!"That'd put you off your stride for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 That's incredible. A guy I know once shagged a Scouser woman who, immediately before the act yelled, in a thick Scouse accent "Dick me quick, ma minge is screamin!"That'd put you off your stride for sure!Her holiest of holies had vocal cords?o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Her holiest of holies had vocal cords?o_OI dunno, maybe it's a Liverpool thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 phrases amongst young folk that currently grind my gears:"havin' a 'mare"what does that translate as? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 exactly. why can't women just be polite and say "i've got a jammy fanny" /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inc18457 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 not so much sayings but things that annoy me:**typing like an idiot / in aberdonian < see last few posts for perfect examples of idiocy**text type < see bebo for all offenders**myspace bulletins that only include "i'm just off to bed" < just FUCK OFF TO BED THEN**people who moan about things but then do them anyway, some might call this hypocracy i guess..**russel brand and alex zane < just FUCK OFF back to your sister's womb.**people who think it's great conversation going on and on about how pissed they get all the time**fake-ly friendly people who don't really listen/care what you have to sayphrases:"gutteeed", "gutted""minzer""banter", "ban'er" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 There are ways to avoid it for months on end if you want - it's called the pill.Speaking of sayings related to a woman's time of the month. Annoying references ="on the rag""monthly bleed""monthly visit from Aunt Flow""Red river is flowing"Etc Etc.'Aberdeen are playing at home' and 'A visit from the cardinal' were two of my ex's terms for her monthly menstrual miserabilism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 exactly. why can't women just be polite and say "i've got a jammy fanny" /xWhat?They got a front bottom that's blessed with good fortuneo_O Does that give 'What a stroke of luck' any credence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 i had to read that about ten times till i worked out what you were on about! /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 That's incredible. A guy I know once shagged a Scouser woman who, immediately before the act yelled, in a thick Scouse accent "Dick me quick, ma minge is screamin!"That'd put you off your stride for sure!*hits the deck laughing*Fuck, who said romance was dead? Loud moaning can be funny/offputting as well. Once had someone on the go who made the funniest noises on the job, building up a nice rhythm, getting closer to the point of no return, total silence, and then a wall-shuddering "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" which was calculated to wake the dead. She had to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairyScaryMark Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 'Jammy Fanny' is my new favourite combination of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Pish - best. word. ever.Shite - 2nd bestStoatin'ScunnerBoufin'Gantin'BrammarBrawMuckleSkelpHaunners - did anyone ever shout for "haunners" during a street fight?Mingin' - ripped of by the English and turned into "Minger". Cunts.'moan tae fuck folks, gie's some mair braw Scoattish words the noo!Bawbag/BawsackScratcherAnd my absolute favourite Scottish word: TOLEY.Scottish Vernacular Dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Not really a new saying, but why can't people say they're on holiday any more? Why do you have to be on "annual leave"?Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 *hits the deck laughing*Fuck, who said romance was dead? Loud moaning can be funny/offputting as well. Once had someone on the go who made the funniest noises on the job, building up a nice rhythm, getting closer to the point of no return, total silence, and then a wall-shuddering "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" which was calculated to wake the dead. She had to go!I remember you mentioning that. Wasn't she also mince in the sack?Binned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 I remember you mentioning that. Wasn't she also mince in the sack?Aye, the proverbial Statue of Misery.Yak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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