bladeola Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 hahaha...i love "fuck up" also. Im beyond hope huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 i like "shut up" shortened to "shup" but extended into a massive long dsrone in an arnie accent like"shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Im beyond hope huh?Yes, you are.On topic - anyone who says 'the bomb' to describe something good, and people who overuse all forms of Americanisation: eventually it will provoke me into a 'Michael Douglas in Falling Down' type killing spree using the closest available items of equipment manufactured by Black & Decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Yes, you are.On topic - anyone who says 'the bomb' to describe something good, and people who overuse all forms of Americanisation: eventually it will provoke me into a 'Michael Douglas in Falling Down' type killing spree using the closest available items of equipment manufactured by Black & Decker.DeWalt power tools are so much better. Plus they have less hand/arm vibration at top RPM which means no CPT/ligament damage dependent on the duration of your killing spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 DeWalt power tools are so much better. Plus they have less hand/arm vibration at top RPM which means no CPT/ligament damage dependent on the duration of your killing spree.My dad's a builder by trade though and mainly specialises in B&D tools, however there is a very nice Bosch power drill which looks like it would drill a hole in the skull with effervescent ease. And their power sander for skin removal like no other..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Yes, you are.On topic - anyone who says 'the bomb' to describe something good, and people who overuse all forms of Americanisation: eventually it will provoke me into a 'Michael Douglas in Falling Down' type killing spree using the closest available items of equipment manufactured by Black & Decker.Ooohhh, dont do that pet, you want to watch that blood pressure hmmm? Seriously though...when you dying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 My dad's a builder by trade though and mainly specialises in B&D tools, however there is a very nice Bosch power drill which looks like it would drill a hole in the skull with effervescent ease. And their power sander for skin removal like no other.....If your dad is a builder he should know to stay well clear of that Black and Decker pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Seriously though...when you dying? Next week: I've also got cancer, rabies, AIDS, and pnuemonia if you're thick enough to believe what you read on the Ascension board.Best of luck on your big upcoming gig in Inverness with 'Clearer The Sky', 'Ashes Of Pale', 'Silence Kills All', and 'Absence Of Presence', I look forward to the two page spread in the NME....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Next week: I've also got cancer, rabies, AIDS, and pnuemonia if you're thick enough to believe what you read on the Ascension board.Best of luck on your big upcoming gig in Inverness with 'Clearer The Sky', 'Ashes Of Pale', 'Silence Kills All', and 'Absence Of Presence', I look forward to the two page spread in the NME.......Aww thanks man. Didn't have you down for an NME reader.Yeah Inverness is cool. Seem to be building a nice little fanbase there. They are all really cool up there and we sold quite a bit of merch. Good luck on making your next cassette recording and posting it to some far flung eastern european country...no, seriously. Good luck with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gregor Ascension Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Next week: I've also got cancer, rabies, AIDS, and pnuemonia if you're thick enough to believe what you read on the Ascension board.Best of luck on your big upcoming gig in Inverness with 'Clearer The Sky', 'Ashes Of Pale', 'Silence Kills All', and 'Absence Of Presence', I look forward to the two page spread in the NME.......are you telling me that you lied about having a serious life-threatening medical condition? coz if you are, then you are one sad bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 are you telling me that you lied about having a serious life-threatening medical condition? coz if you are, then you are one sad bastard.Aw brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Seem to be building a nice little fanbase there. No surprise there: you look like a paedophile, you might as well act like one.....are you telling me that you lied about having a serious life-threatening medical condition?No, I told you I had a heart condition. Which makes all of Rinky's previous deliveries about as cutting as a Steve Harmison loosener..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Not really a new one but people who overuse the word "cunt"TOMB o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig C Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 "Aright chief""Diamond""min""At's fit am sayin" (mainly said by old people when talking about the weather and/or public transport" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 "Aright chief"Or the equally patronising and stupid "Aright Boss" ........Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairyScaryMark Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Recently overused words I have noticed inlclude'like' useage, "you guys are like so totally like...." (people use that word at the end of sentences here so it is even more annoying when overused, in this area).'random' useage, "That was so random"'harsh' - "oh that was harsh"The word 'rough' almost became really popular but couldn't make a real dent in the popularity of 'harsh'.'skeppy' "an he waz goin like al skeppy" I am told this is short for 'skeptical' but the common useage makes no sense, if that is the case.'bint' (I don't even know).Variations of the word 'trippy' have also became really popular for no reason. People should be allowed to be weird, even though they haven't taken drugs. Why do they have to be accused of "trippin oot, min"?Referring to everyone as 'guys'. Just stop this. If you can't be bothered remembering someone's name, just call them 'Dave'. Much better idea.I know it's not new but it annoys me anyway .... 'yous' commonly pronounces a 'yis' or 'yooooose'Also notice people from up north i.e banf, frasebourgh etc. calling everyone 'chief'. I quite like this term so I wont moan about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I think that use of the word jokes is awesome actually. Incorrect or not. It's incorrect to take smoke into the lungs but we still do it.I wouldn't say it's incorrect. It's not as though lights flash and a buzzer informs you of your shameful mistake. It's just that you're a fucking moron, and if you'd had any sense you'd have topped yourself and brought down anyone like yourself before you go. Easy!PS I don't equate 'you' with bladeola, before anyone gets cranky, I mean it by the definitions bladeola gave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I don't have any really hated 'sayings'. At the end of the day it's just individual mannerisms. I'm finding some of the comments on here more hateful to be honest. Amazing to find so many people with a perfect grasp of the Queen's English in one place, who never use slang in any form. Incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 "Gutted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 i use a whole lot of these phrases and rather than being annoyed by the others, i've decided to get them into my repertoire. so, on that note, why not come along and see how i'm getting on at the moorings on saturday 16th december. from what i can tell, it'll be jokes, boss. /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 "Aright chief"Or the equally patronising and stupid "Aright Boss" ........Fuck offI am guilty as charged but I don't think I use them in a patronising way. At least I hope not.When I say boss, chief or squire it's usually to someone I know quite well.Think I'll stop using them now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I am guilty as charged but I don't think I use them in a patronising way. At least I hope not.When I say boss, chief or squire it's usually to someone I know quite well.Think I'll stop using them now...Why? Just because someone on here says out they don't like it? Wise up my man, be yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Why? Just because someone on here says out they don't like it? Wise up my man, be yourself!I know. I know.I wasn't being serious about me no longer using them. I'll put it down to smiley omission:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I am guilty as charged but I don't think I use them in a patronising way. At least I hope not.When I say boss, chief or squire it's usually to someone I know quite well.Think I'll stop using them now...Dont worry it doesnt really irk me:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Dont worry it doesnt really irk me:up:No worries Hog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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