eat your parents Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hi everyone,I'm going on my holidays in a few days and will be visiting my friend Nick in Hell. Anyone know anything good about the place? I think it might be too hot at this time of year, heheh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Make sure you bring factor 15 sun lotion, a pair of dookers, a bag of ice, and a bottle of the finest rum. You'll be fine from there on.I take it you got an Easyjet flight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat your parents Posted July 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Yeah, it's the only one to have a ned as a pilot and goats as passengers. They have capes instead of parachutes - you don't need to land softly in the inner depths... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 There is great english style pub in Hell, it's called The Red Lion. You can get yesterday's papers there and Coronation Street is on the telly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Just keep away from the vegetables in the inflight meal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Hi everyone' date='I'm going on my holidays in a few days and will be visiting my friend Nick in Hell. Anyone know anything good about the place? I think it might be too hot at this time of year, heheh![/quote']Thats no way to talk about Butlins! o_O Seriously though, a few days? That's the first i've heard of a return ticket from hell.hell is best appreciated when experienced for all of eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Yeah' date=' it's the only one to have a ned as a pilot and goats as passengers. They have capes instead of parachutes - you don't need to land softly in the inner depths...[/quote']Get Cape, Wear Cape, Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Just keep away from the vegetables in the inflight meal...In flight meal with easyjet? Doesn't exist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Seriously though' date=' a few days? That's the first i've heard of a return ticket from hell.[/quote']You've obviously never heard of The Darkness song "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back", which despite their claims would clearly just be a return ticket to Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 In flight meal with easyjet? Doesn't exist!It does in my image of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 a pair of dookersGreat use of the word "dookers" - first time I've seen it used in it's propercontext on the interweb. And I'm glad I'm not the only person that calls them that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 There's another word for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 There's another word for them?Who knows? All I know is that everyone in work hasn't a clue what they are when I say it. Mind you, they're not from the Elgin / Lossie / Buckie tri-state area, so what would they know anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Next you'll be telling me they don't know what a pair of sheen' are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ha! I know folk from Cullen who call them dookers.The dookers revival starts here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 har:]http://www.ferretladee.zoomshare.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Next you'll be telling me they don't know what a pair of sheen' areDon't go there.... The looks I get when I use words like "fowk", "een" and the like..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 http://www.ferretladee.zoomshare.com/Nae idea what that is....Here's The Hoff modelling a smart pair of black dookers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 what's dookers?edit-french_disko beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 The hoff clearly has speedos on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 We've got a post card from hell somewhere in the house. It's nice this time of year I've been told.I wanna go to Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Home to The Hell Open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Yup. that's the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat your parents Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I'm mainly going so I can hear the constant screaming.Devils with slippers on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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