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Make sure you bring factor 15 sun lotion, a pair of dookers, a bag of ice, and a bottle of the finest rum. You'll be fine from there on.

I take it you got an Easyjet flight?

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Hi everyone' date='

I'm going on my holidays in a few days and will be visiting my friend Nick in Hell. Anyone know anything good about the place? I think it might be too hot at this time of year, heheh![/quote']

Thats no way to talk about Butlins! o_O

Seriously though, a few days? That's the first i've heard of a return ticket from hell.

hell is best appreciated when experienced for all of eternity.

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Yeah' date=' it's the only one to have a ned as a pilot and goats as passengers. They have capes instead of parachutes - you don't need to land softly in the inner depths...[/quote']

Get Cape, Wear Cape, Die.

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Seriously though' date=' a few days? That's the first i've heard of a return ticket from hell.[/quote']

You've obviously never heard of The Darkness song "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back", which despite their claims would clearly just be a return ticket to Hell.

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a pair of dookers

Great use of the word "dookers" - first time I've seen it used in it's propercontext on the interweb.

And I'm glad I'm not the only person that calls them that!

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There's another word for them?

Who knows? All I know is that everyone in work hasn't a clue what they are when I say it. Mind you, they're not from the Elgin / Lossie / Buckie tri-state area, so what would they know anyway?

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Ha! I know folk from Cullen who call them dookers.

The dookers revival starts here!

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We've got a post card from hell somewhere in the house. It's nice this time of year I've been told.

I wanna go to Hell.

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