Hog Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Mine...Own a signed Dali print (I do have a decent lith print but its not as good as the real thing)Marriage and kids..poor bald soulsTake a wedding photograph that wins major awards.Own a nice cottage in the country (working on that one), mmmm wine cellar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Dunno really, Go on tour and live in a bus for 8 to 10 months!!!Have sex with Chriaina Aguilera, Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard. (Seperatly or all together, Whichever is easiest)!!Own A Golf VR6 Mk 3 and pimp out like one bad motherfucker!!Get Dreads!And eventually get a Tattoo then think that'll be the last one!!!Some as you can see are fantasies one or two might really happen, well at least, i hope so!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Go to my bank and piss on a clerk.Eat a McDonalds (Im gonna die anyway right).Ride a motorbike.Kill as many seagulls as possible..Surf.Tune my freekin guitar properly.Take Heroin.Run naked along Aberdeen beach, then into Pittodrie stadium as they play. Punch a Traffic Warden.Fly an aeroplane again.Pay a hooker to shag me in the middle of Starbucks or Phones 4-U.Go to Ramboland again, or the upgraded foam place in codonas. It looks awesome. And I'm too big? Ageist bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Own A Golf VR6 Mk 3 and pimp out like one bad motherfucker!!Holy shit dude, I mean...we all have our dream cars, but setting your standards so high, you'll only live a life of disappointment, yearning until your dying days for that 15 year old hatchback...why not something a little more attainable, a classic Ferarri or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Marriage and kids..poor bald soulsFear not Hog, apparently the baldy gene skips a generation. And even then despite me heading slapwards my two older brothers have full heads of hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 SkydiveVisit Japan and AustraliaHeroinKill a human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Eat 1 of every animal.(not the whole animal just a bit to say i did and obviously only the delicious ones and not the possibly nasty tasting ones like jellyfish)Wrestle one match. (even in the beach ballroom would count).Learn to play just 1 song on my guitar. (seriously i have been trying for years and my inability to learn even the basics is shockingSkydive even though im petrified of heights. (my real dad was a paratrooper so its in my blood, yeah the jumping out of planes thing not the shitting my pants at heights thing)Live long enough to be an annoyance and constant drain on my families resources.(actually this ones quite close to being completed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 erm...1)skydive (again)2) get my tongue pierced3)get a tatoo4) own a house5) but a jager chiller/dispenser 6)own my own music venue7)learn to play an instrument8)punch axl rose in the face:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 If I knew when I was going to die then ther night before I'd try heroin. Its an open goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 If I knew when I was going to die then ther night before I'd try heroin. Its an open goal.Thats about the same situation that Id try heroin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Would you not spent it with the people that meant the most to you?Yes. but I'd be smacked out my face while doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 For the experience/out of curiosity, I smoked heroin once, it was pretty good felt really ill the next day. X-( I wont be doing that again though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Enough about heroin. Here are my aimz:1) Get fluent in French2) Get fluent in Czech3) Get fluent in Serbian4) Go to Epping Forest (again)5) Go to Siberia 6) Be able to play something by Keith Emerson perfectly8) Watch every Arnold film9) Have some kids10) To see the team I'm supporting at the beginning of the World Cup win it (this year I supported the Czechs, then Holland, then Ukraine, England, Germany, France...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Its funny that everyone is secretly a wannabee junkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Drive a car out of an aeroplane, escape my hatchback shaped coffin and parachute to safety... maybe into the sea so I can swim with dolphins.I'm not sure about the ol' heroin thing. Dying's the last thing you do, so you may want to be in a presentable state for the big occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Dying's the last thing you do' date=' so you may want to be in a presentable state for the big occasion. [/quote']Fuck that. I want to be found with a granny with lockjaw gnawing on my member then have "Your Stepping On My Bollocks" in really small print on my gravestone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Jill* Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 1. hire/steal an old-fashioned car and drive around america 2. be an exhibiting artist/sell my own artwork3. go to tokyo and buy an entire wardrobe of clothes4. avoid having children/getting divorced5. to not have lived in NE scotland my entire life6. record music with a band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I need to think of more things I want to do before I cark it, as I think I've done them all. Let's see:Lose my virginity (long, long done, and any guy would say that's one of their ambitions if he's being honest)Love and be loved (a few times, always goes arse-over-tit eventually but there's good times in amongst it all)To avoid parenthood at all costs (I hate children with a passion, the surgery was a year and a half ago, does wonders for the libido believe it or not)Acquire the Agathocles/Riek Boois split 7" (on it's way from Germany as we speak)Be in a band (SPD's over 5 years old)Play a gig (done a fair few)And that's that, all lifetime ambitions achieved by age 30, that's good going. It's a shame so many people are saying that their ambitions involve some expensive status symbol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_b Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 1. To play some gigs abroad or tour.2. To get a tattoo.3. To adopt.4. To see the glory days return to Pittodrie.5. To own The Smiths and Morrissey's entire back catalogue on vinyl6. To own the Swell Maps' entire back catalogue on vinyl (getting close to completing this!)7. To see what socialism would really look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Yes. but I'd be smacked out my face while doing it.Im glad that I didnt have tea in mouth when I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Fear not Hog' date=' apparently the baldy gene skips a generation. And even then despite me heading slapwards my two older brothers have full heads of hair (Bastards).[/quote']Ah but Dusty, your brothers are old...hahaha to them. Bald rocks.My Dad has plenty hair, my grandpa has a full head of hair and he is 84, my other granda had a full head of hair too, and their dads were the same..................."Checks birth certificate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 For the experience/out of curiosity' date=' I smoked heroin once, it was pretty good felt really ill the next day. X-( I wont be doing that again though![/quote']I know many people who could say the same.... (not myself though!) which begs the question...why are there so many addicted to the shit!Good on you my man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 why are there so many addicted to the shit!A can of worms... ?( I prefer reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Hell if i was gonna die I'd try heroin. Also every hallucinogen under the sun.I'd probably start a Dire Straits/Mark Knopfler cover band too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Hell if i was gonna die I'd try heroin. Also every hallucinogen under the sun.I'd probably start a Dire Straits/Mark Knopfler cover band too.ANOTHER one?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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