Your discography so far?

[Guest Jake Wifebeater]

Just wondering what all the stuff is that your band(s) has/have released up until now? Might as well start with the SPD discog:

"4-Track Fastcore" demo cassette.

"Spike The Bush" CDR.

3 songs on "Unleash The Fury" int. comp. CDR (Poland)

3 songs on "Anticomfort" int. comp. cassette. (Belarus)

Permanent Death/SPD split CDR. (Belgian bass-aarrgghh, on my label)

4 songs on "Where Your Mind?" int. comp. cassette. (Belarus)

Coming soon:

4 songs on "Violence Breeds Violence" int. comp. CDR.

Diabolic Emo Destroyer/SPD split CDR. (Croatian noisecore)

Evacuating Heaven/SPD split DVDR.

Jan Ag/SPD split CDR. (Belgian electro-noise)

Some songs on "I'm Going Ape #4" int comp. 7", on No Fucking Labels Records in Holland.

Split or full CDR/tape on Bringer of Gore Records in Belgium.

Over to you, a chance to blow your own trumpet. Alan Cynic could be here a while.......

[Alan Cynic]

*blows trumpet*

I've put out 20-0dd tapes and CD-Rs (the most recent 2 being 'Master of the Fuzzy Fadeout' and 'Hoodie Craw'), but these are the official Kitchen Cynics releases, on “real” labels (as opposed to self-issued ones)

7” EP “Sticklebacks” (Roman Cabbage Vinyl 91)

7” single “She was everything” (Whitey W Davis 94)

7” single “She and her shadow” (Farce 94)

7” EP “Mimosa” (Magical Jack 94)

7” EP “Seagull Girl” (Hoppel-di Hoy 95)

Cassette “A girl eats the moon” (Bi-Joopiter 88)

Cassette “Seagull Girls” (Acid Tapes 93)

Cassette “This little headache” (Acid tapes 94)

Cassette “The quiet ones” (Bliss/Aquamarine 97)

Cassette “Swearing in semaphore” (Best Kept Secret 2000)

LP “Can you hear the frog?” (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP “Time of sands” (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP “Vice Verses” (Whitey W Davis 95) test-pressings only

CD “My Gothic Novel” (Pink Lemon 2001)

CD “Parallel Dog Days” (Secret Eye 2004)

CD “Compulsive Songwriting Disorder” (Audiobot 2004)

CD "Tunnels" (Barl Fire 2005)

There have been many appearances on vinyl and CD compilations, alongside artists such as Country Joe MacDonald, Thurston Moore, Tom Rapp, Bardo Pond, Half Japanese, Bevis Frond, Damon & Naomi, Ghost, Jowe Head etc The most recent is on the Italian 'Vegetable Man project Vol 4'.

[RF Scott]

I've put out 20-0dd tapes and CD-Rs (the most recent 2 being 'Master of the Fuzzy Fadeout' and 'Hoodie Craw')' date=' but these are the official Kitchen Cynics releases, on real labels.

7 EP Sticklebacks (Roman Cabbage Vinyl 91)

7 single She was everything (Whitey W Davis 94)

7 single She and her shadow (Farce 94)

7 EP Mimosa (Magical Jack 94)

7 EP Seagull Girl (Hoppel-di Hoy 95)

Cassette A girl eats the moon (Bi-Joopiter 88)

Cassette Seagull Girls (Acid Tapes 93)

Cassette This little headache (Acid tapes 94)

Cassette The quiet ones (Bliss/Aquamarine 97)

Cassette Swearing in semaphore (Best Kept Secret 2000)

LP Can you hear the frog? (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP Time of sands (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP Vice Verses (Whitey W Davis 95) test-pressings only

CD My Gothic Novel (Pink Lemon 2001)

CD Parallel Dog Days (Secret Eye 2004)

CD Compulsive Songwriting Disorder (Audiobot 2004)

CD "Tunnels" (Barl Fire 2005)

There have been may appearances on vinyl and CD compilations, alongside artists such as Country Joe MacDonald, Thurston Moore, Tom Rapp, Bardo Pond, Half Japanese, Bevis Frond, Damon & Naomi, Ghost, Jowe Head etc The most recent is on the Italian 'Vegetable Man project Vol 4'.[/quote']

Is there anywhere you can still got those 7"s?

[Guest Jake Wifebeater]

Can you add in your self-released stuff too, in the interests of completeness? That stuff counts as well.

[Guest MKII]

Can you add in your self-released stuff too' date=' in the interests of completeness? That stuff counts as well.[/quote']

Yeah, give us the whole lot cynic!!!

[Hog]

Just wondering what all the stuff is that your band(s) has/have released up until now? Might as well start with the SPD discog:

"4-Track Fastcore" demo cassette.

"Spike The Bush" CDR.

3 songs on "Unleash The Fury" int. comp. CDR (Poland)

3 songs on "Anticomfort" int. comp. cassette. (Belarus)

Permanent Death/SPD split CDR. (Belgian bass-aarrgghh' date=' on my label)

4 songs on "Where Your Mind?" int. comp. cassette. (Belarus)

Coming soon:

4 songs on "Violence Breeds Violence" int. comp. CDR.

Diabolic Emo Destroyer/SPD split CDR. (Croatian noisecore)

Evacuating Heaven/SPD split DVDR.

Jan Ag/SPD split CDR. (Belgian electro-noise)

Some songs on "I'm Going Ape #4" int comp. 7", on No Fucking Labels Records in Holland.

Split or full CDR/tape on Bringer of Gore Records in Belgium.

Over to you, a chance to blow your own trumpet. Alan Cynic could be here a while.......[/quote']

In conjuction with His hairyness the above, also.

4 solo acoustic songs (never released because Im too shy)

Element 106 self titled EP

Element 106 single *possibly* with 2 b side songs (Neonfluxicide and Give me Strength).

[Hog]

*blows trumpet*

'Hoodie Craw')' date=' .[/quote']

Which is playing as I type:up:

[Guest Jake Wifebeater]

4 solo acoustic songs (never released because Im too shy)

Bollocks. Release it.

[Hog]

Bollocks. Release it.

Nah, as a guitarist Im happy, a singer, best let someone do that.

Thank you for not beating around the bush though (not of the President variety)

[Guest pop-notmyface]

i've recorded 20 records of voice/acoustic material over the last 10 years, but Conor beat me to the chase. bastard.

[shaun]

the Homeless - "Darling, Leave Me Alone" CDR

[Alan Cynic]

Sorry Clive...no singles left. You sometimes see them on e0bay, I'm told.

Here's a complete discography, for Jake and MKll...

(almost?) Complete Kitchen Cynics Discography

7” EP “Sticklebacks” (Roman Cabbage Vinyl 91)

7” single “She was everything” (Whitey W Davis 94)

7” single “She and her shadow” (Farce 94)

7” EP “Mimosa” (Magical Jack 94)

7” EP “Seagull Girl” (Hoppel-di Hoy 95)

Cassette “A girl eats the moon” (Bi-Joopiter 88)

Cassette “Seagull Girls” (Acid Tapes 93)

Cassette “This little headache” (Acid tapes 94)

Cassette “The quiet ones” (Bliss/Aquamarine 97)

Cassette “Swearing in semaphore” (Best Kept Secret 2000)

LP “Can you hear the frog?” (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP “Time of sands” (Roman Cabbage 92. Reissued on Get Happy 95)

LP “Vice Verses” (Whitey W Davis 95) test-pressings only

CD “My Gothic Novel” (Pink Lemon 2001)

CD “Parallel Dog Days” (Secret Eye 2004)

CD “Compulsive Songwriting Disorder” (Audiobot 2004)

CD "Tunnels" (Barl Fire 2005)

Self released stuff.......................................

CASSETTES (on own 'Les Enfants Du Paradiddle' label)

'Cereberal Security' (enf 1 1989)

'Buzzzzzz' (enf 2 1989)

'Little Deaths' (enf3 1989)

'Schmerz Babies (enf 4 1990)

'Trick Cyclists' (enf 5 1991)

'Ghosts of Wasps' (enf 6 1991)

'Seagull Girls' (enf 7 1992)

'This lIttle Headache' (enf 8 1992)

'Secret Rooms' (enf 10 1994)

'Kiss Me Quick' (enf 11 1994)

'Vice Verses' (enf 12 1995)

'My Apology' (enf 13 1996)

'Patron Saints'/'My gothic Novel' (enf 14 1996)

CD-Rs

'Come Little Memory' (Best of..Vol1 enf 9 1997?)

'Woodworm' (Best of.....Vol2 enf 20 1998?)

'Cut out, Fold back & Switch on' (with Vinyl Bill & Gordon Gray, enf 22)

'Parallel Dog Days' (enf 16)

'Seasoning' (enf17)

'Master of the Fuzzy Fadeout' (enf 18)

'Hoodie Craw' (enf 21)

'Kitchen Cynics/Mickel Mass Sampler...ltd edition of 15

'Kristmas at Kilau' (enf 15)....ltd edition out Fri 16th Dec 2005

coming soon....'Distant Voices, Distant Songs'

COMPILATION CASSETTES

'Grimsby Fishmarket 4' (Sweden)

'Wegweiser's Durch Eiswurfelland' (Germany)

'Moderna Wunda Major All Automatic etc' (USA)

'Not Including Weekends' (Ringside Records UK)

'Topaz' (Bliss UK)

'Tourmaline' (Bliss UK)

'Broken bits of You and Me' (Best Kept Secret, Italy)

'A Postcard to the Mountain Goats' (Bacchanalian Revel UK)

'Stolen Mercury & Lost Lead' (Bacchanalian Revel UK)

'Artfuck for All' (France)

'North America vs Europe' (Cactus Gum USA)

plus a couple more US ones, which I can't find the details of...

COMPILATIONS

7" 'A Tribute to Daniel Johnston Vol 3' (Little Teddy, Germany 1994)

7" 'Candy Bars' (Little Teddy, Germany 1996)

LP 'Sorry Sold out' (Roman Cabbage, Germany 1991)

LP 'Hi Jack' (Magical Jack, Germany 1996)

LP 'For the Dead in Space' (Magic Eye USA)

CD 'He Didn't Even Draw a Fish On My Shower Curtain' (Mermaid, Germany 1994)

CD 'Die Sconste Platte Der Welt' (Eiswurfel Tontrager, Germany 1995)

CD 'Audible Rumbles 2' (Ptolemaic Terrascope, UK 1997)

CD 'For the Dead in Space Vols 2 & 3' (Secret Eye, USA 2003)

CD 'The Vegetable Man Project Vol 4' (Italy 2005)

plus last year's Fudge Christmas one, and the latest Fudge one!

probably some I've missed out.....sorry !!!

[Guest MKII]

Dont forget your fine lyrical contributions to sundaramusic Alan!

Not quite a release as such, but aye...

[kirkt]

Alan, have you got any of your vinyl releases available at all for purchase?

[Alan Cynic]

I'm extremely proud of my Sundaramusic words.......brilliant music!!

I suppose I should add that 'Strange Stone' album I played bass on in 77, plus the forthcoming Mickel Mass CD on Suilven records (March 2006, apparently).

[Alan Cynic]

Alan' date=' have you got any of your vinyl releases available at all for purchase?[/quote']

I've still got a couple of spares of the Get Happy reissues of the first 2 albums...nearly all gone though.

[Afro Droid]

Familiar

Magic Tree Demo

Fudge #1 Compilation

Lithium Records Vol 2 (Lithium)

Psycho A Go-Go

Swamp Boogie EP (Peoplesound)

Whisky Chaser EP (self-funded)

Sin City EP (ChangesOne)

www.psychoagogo.co.uk Single (self-funded)

If They Come For Us... Compilation (ChangesOne)

January EP (ChangesOne Singles Club)

Any Colour as Long As It's Black Compilation(Infernal)

Fudge #4 Compilation

Some Clash tribute album that was never released in this country, I don't even have a copy

There are some unreleased album demos too

Tijuana Switchblades

Outlaw Country rock from the Lone Star State EP

Fudge #8 Compilation

Radio Lucifer

Vigilante Justice Demo (self-funded)

Fudge #10 Compilation

Fat Hippy Compilation (Fat Hippy)

Also been selling samplers from our forthcoming album Think Like A Genius, Act Like a Fool

Also sang on a coupl'a Neil Leyton's songs on his Evolver album, and sang a bit on a Sirius' Baby Can I...? EP.

[Frosty Jack]

The Lorelei -

- CD/VHS

Suvara - MEFM Benefit CD, acoustic demo, Full Metal Racket demo, some other CDRs.

[Alkaline]

Undertow- 'Gallimimus Terminus' (Album-self released)

Cedar Rose- E.P (never really released tho several unmastered versions are still kicking around)

Genevieve- Demo Sampler (Self Released)

- Fudge Fanzine #10 (Fudge-Track featured was 'Call')

Not much i know but there will be an EP on the horizon with Genevieve sometime in '06 and i'm currently writing an EP with someone else which should see the light of day in the not too distant future

[Darth Elvis]

Red Man Walking E.P.'s:

Four Tales for John (Fat Hippy Records-2003)

Alternate Endings (Dead Anyway - 2005)

Compilations:

Fudge Fanzine Issue 7 CD

TEA Vol: 3 (Canadian/U.S. Compilation CD)

TEA Vol: 4 (Canadian/U.S. Compilation CD)

Fat Hippy Records Sampler CD Vol 1

[Mouse]

Vertical Smiles E.P (2002)

[kirkt]

mine is rubbish so far.

The Planeteers:

split 7" with Swordface and The Declined (GFN? Records)

2 tracks on Plop your Pants CD-R comp with Ploppy Pants zine alongside Filthpact, The Dangerfields, Easpa Measa, Atomgevitter, Los Destructos

Spike Piledriver:

split CD-R with Permanent Death

hopefully there will much more to come...

[Guest bluesxman]

Tijuana Switchblades

Outlaw Country rock from the Lone Star State EP

Fudge #8 Compilation

I have a 3 track sampler CD by this band featuring -

1. Have Guns, Will Travel

2. Devils Own

3. Let Me Set The Scene (On Fire).

States 'coming from the forthcoming album 'Pirate Country Radio', which I assume never happened....

[Sam 45]

Level Four - Game On: Self produced EP

Im no Alan Cynic

[Alan Cynic]

Yeah...but I've no quality control, and I could be your Grandad!

(Did your Gran frequent Ma's/Prince of Wales etc in the early 70s? )