Jim Stax Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I've got a jar of "I'll Be Fucked If That's Jam!"If you could fold a piece of paper 50 times it would reach the moon.That's the sun by the way, not the moon but you'll pass it on the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 As unlikely as it sounds' date=' folding a peice of paper fifty times would go out into space even further than the moon.If 50 folds reached the moon then your paper thickness would be 0.00034mm - 60gsm paper is around 0.081 mm thick. Using 60gsm paper the folded tower would be 91,197,892 km high, well past the moon.With a thicker paper we could make a giant wick from the earth to the sun, using it to ignite countries we don't like.(I used 382,260 km as the distance from earth to moon)[/quote']I can't believe Alun doesn't use his Doctor status when posting like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe that the bits on my head where I can grow hair it comes in gray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe that ducks are the only creatures beside humans who rape.Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe the human race has lasted this long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Seriously?I would have to agree, having observed a drakes courtship technique, which at the least can be described as 'persistent'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I would have to agree' date=' having observed a drakes courtship technique, which at the least can be described as 'persistent'.[/quote']and hastily adds, I didn't then, and still dont, approve of either species taking that approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 The @ symbol is over 500 years oldFly buzz in the key of FSquid dont reach old age they eat there own tenticles and commit suicideAnd aparently You have more chance of finding enough gold to live the life of luxury than you are to win the lotteryAHH JUST CANNAE BELIVE AT LIKE MIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcadian Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe that ducks are the only creatures beside humans who rape.It's not rape, it's surprise duck sex.I can't believe I just said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 i cant believe how shit creed are.just cant fucking believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I can't believe that ducks are the only creatures beside humans who rape.Dont believe it as its not trueMonkey'sDogsSome species of female spiders (the black widow not only rapes her mate she eats him after being fertilisedBig Cats i.e lions tigers Any animal/Mammal/cannibal is prone to rape any of the said bunch who have urges will carry out rape....... its knowing the bounderies of these urges and knowing the dfrence between right and wrong that stop the majority of us from this discusting act....If an animal cant tell right from wrong how can they rape?Ducks and Humans are the only species who have sex for pleasure/leisure not just re-production are you sure thats not what you mean??????...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 It's not rape' date=' it's surprise duck sex.I can't believe I just said that.[/quote']i can't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I cant believe that monkeys dont know how to do the can-can... they should! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeirBobs Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Ducks and Humans are the only species who have sex for pleasure/leisure not just re-production are you sure thats not what you mean??????......Is it not Dolphins and Humans that have sex for pleasure (obviously not together!) ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 obviously not together!says who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeirBobs Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 says who?Well i guess you could have sex with a dolphin if you wanted too but you'd have to catch one 1st and i'd think the staff and customers at Deep Sea World wouldn't be too impressed if they saw you getting intimate with one of their dolphins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 shockinghttp://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I just Googled the words "dolphin sex" and came up with a whole bunch of wierd shit that this forum doesn't condone links to. Are we fucked up as a race or what? I can't believe that people shag dolphins...I can't believe someone would type the words dolphin sex in to google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 shockinghttp://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.htmlShaun, is this something that will make my teacher cry when she happens to be watching just now when i click the link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 the title is:Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996but there's no pictures or anything, so i don't see why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 the title is:Sex with Dolphins - "How To"' date=' and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996[/b']but there's no pictures or anything, so i don't see why not.oh, that's okay then. wow, dolphin sex is so old school.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Hahaha I've seen that before.....its worth searching the internet for stuff like this. Just when you think you are losing the plot, something like this makes you feel all that better about your mental health! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I wonder if anyone shags shags? ?((apart from other shags, of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I have no idea if the duck raping thing is true. James Kochalka told me and I'll take anything from a man who wrote a song called "Hockey Monkey" to be gospel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Is it not Dolphins and Humans that have sex for pleasure (obviously not together!) ?bonobo monkeys do it tooi learned that from vh-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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