Hardcore Mel Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 yeah even i'm starting to suspect MattJimF's room is messier than mine, and that's really saying something. I started cleaning the flat on Sunday. If I'm home tonight I'm going to finish it. then my mum's coming over to make it up to her standard, and then i get a new kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 I have an A2 but Im getting an A6 next month hopefully I hope P11 TOS will remain intact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Matt J is living like a king compared to my dump. Lets just hope I don't get drunk and post up some pics "for a laugh".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 I hope P11 TOS will remain intact?Hehe, it sure will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Most of my cars have been kept along the lines of rolling skips, and only cleaned out after they fill up which usually takes about 12 months.On January 7th 1997 I crashed my Lancia Thema after an empty Holsten Pils bottle rolled from the rear footwell, under the drivers seat, into the drivers footwell, and ultimately under the brake pedal. The crash occured as a result of not being able to depress the brake pedal at a time when it was crucial to stop.I'd like to point out that the bottle had been drunk and disposed of by a passenger one Mr Graham McCann formerly of Flat A 63 Ashvale Place Aberdeen, some weeks previously (before Christmas 1996 in fact) and therefore he was ultimately liable for writing off both my Lancia and the car in front. Total damage 20,685 of which 685 was my beloved Lancia. Bastard.But ever since then I have endeavored to remove all rolling waste from my skips apon their next visit to the petrol station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Most of my cars have been kept along the lines of rolling skips' date=' and only cleaned out after they fill up which usually takes about 12 months.On January 7th 1997 I crashed my Lancia Thema after an empty Holsten Pils bottle rolled from the rear footwell, under the drivers seat, into the drivers footwell, and ultimately under the brake pedal. The crash occured as a result of not being able to depress the brake pedal at a time when it was crucial to stop.I'd like to point out that the bottle had been drunk and disposed of by a passenger one Mr Graham McCann formerly of Flat A 63 Ashvale Place Aberdeen, some weeks previously (before Christmas 1996 in fact) and therefore he was ultimately liable for writing off both my Lancia and the car in front. Total damage 20,685 of which 685 was my beloved Lancia. Bastard.But ever since then I have endeavored to remove all rolling waste from my skips apon their next visit to the petrol station.[/quote']Do you have a postcode for the flat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I pretended that I was adjusting my radio and failed to notice the car in front had stopped. Needless to say the police searched my car and breathalysed me (passed). They were also interested to find a bottle of Volvic mineral water than had been drunk then apparently 'refilled', with something that it was not necessarily designed to hold hygenically, for long periods of time. This had also been irresponsibly disposed of under the seat. Not sure who that was though... Bascially I had everything barring a dog shit on the floor of the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 I tidied my room today and chucked out seven bin bagfuls of junk. And found all of my old National Geographics and Classic Rocks! Rejoice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 It's so messy I want to cry."Tell me what this stuff is again? You spray it where?""I don't understand! What do I do with these???"This kitchen is not fit to prepare food in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Sharon's bathroom, you can see why I don't set foot in the place. Disgusting.Doraemon waves from a mountain of Burnham's shit.She's so fucking messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 post some pictures of tits eh?its hard to tug over rubber gloves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Don't you like a lady kitted out in rubber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Haha, very funny Rainbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 I must be in the wrong job...how the hell can you afford a place like that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 I wish my girlfriend was remotely anything like that I cleaned her room for her, tidied everything up and made the place spotless AND hoovered...next day it was a tip, and none of it was my fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Maybe I'll get a maid."...find a place near by for her to stay. Just someone to keep my house clean, cook my meals and go-away..."I won't need to tell you what that's from. Possibly one of the most trivial themes for a song ever. It's not even true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 My live in lover.Retard doesn't know what to do with it.This hob is so shiny' date=' it's a danger to our eyesight.[img']http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/tigra_aurora/flat/Picture003.jpgMy room. Fucking pig.Animal pillow thing Also DVD's noted, thought you were a VHS only gal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 I have the strongest urge to post some pictures of mine and Hardcore Mel's flat' date=' but I have the sneaking feeling she might kill me me. Literally.But it would beat your picture hands down.[/quote']Mel is the messiest I know, hands down. Filthy, even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 I adore my animal pillow. My boyfriend got me it as my Xmas suprise! It's even rather good as a functional pillow and the fluff is high quality so it doesn't tickle your nose. Premium.Ah yes' date=' the DVD's... I am slowly being turned to "the dark side" *please see Star Wars trilogy boxset which is clearly in view below* ho ho ho. [img']http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/tigra_aurora/flat/Picture011.jpgUnfortunately the variety of titles on VHS these days is rather limited, my VHS puchases now are restricted to the odd Charity shop gem. It's a sad day. My DVD collection still looks rather dwarfed compared to the VHS on view (that's not even all of them).VHS Surely you can forgive me because I have a shock activated "Gary the snail" toy? He does Meow.Ha, I have the original version trilogy and the special edition trilogy on VHS and now the special edition trilogy on DVD.I have heaps of VHS tapes, it's scary. I'm progressively selling off as I update to DVD, I should mebbe post on here what's up for grabs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Mel is the messiest I know' date=' hands down. Filthy, even...[/quote']Hm, yes. If she was to kill one of us, for either me considering posting pictures or leaving crisp triangle everywhere, or you, well, just for being you, how long do you think our rotting corpses would lay there? If she killed us both they would sit there forever, she would have no-one to get rid of us for her! Maybe the bugs would do it. Incidently, even they appear to have packed up and left. Hm, I do have 3 hours to kill, i might go do it. It would stop me from rambling pointelessly on this bloody thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hm' date=' yes. If she was to kill one of us, for either me considering posting pictures or leaving crisp triangle everywhere, or you, well, just for being you, how long do you think our rotting corpses would lay there? If she killed us both they would sit there forever, she would have no-one to get rid of us for her! Maybe the bugs would do it. Incidently, even they appear to have packed up and left. Hm, I do have 3 hours to kill, i might go do it. It would stop me from rambling pointelessly on this bloody thread![/quote'] Swallow the fear Fliss, we want pictures of this mess. Especially the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hm' date=' yes. If she was to kill one of us, for either me considering posting pictures or leaving crisp triangle everywhere, or you, well, just for being you, how long do you think our rotting corpses would lay there? [/quote']Forever. Or at least until she can afford a cleaning lady. If I were drive Mel into a final fit of feminine lunacy that culminated in my death, I can't help but feel it would be messy too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Swallow the fear Fliss' date=' we want pictures of this mess. Especially the kitchen.[/color']No, the shame would be to great, even for me, and I don't even friggin' live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 And you say you smoke cigarettes in hell... I thought you were hard as nails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 It's a metaphor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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