Noir Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 see title ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 kill myself today hst style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 probably choose the right colour today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 finish fanzine #10 as my final gift to you all. that, and butcher my ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd visit all the family and friends I wanted to see.....Then order a hotel room, a selection of high-class hookers and a mountain of cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd get on a bus full of Muslims........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd get on a bus full of Muslims........that wasn't funny....I know you were trying to be funny, but, sadly, missed the mark. I recon an apology is in order for that one...you should have said "get on a bus full of suicide bombers" as we all know, muslims are not all suicide bombers, unless you are one of those assholes at the BNP..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 sadly lepeep, not everyone 'knows' that all muslims are not suicide bombers.did you see newsnight recently, where a white uk-born muslim was being interviewed in the street and some ned wandered up behind them and started shouting that all muslims were murderers and bombers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 sadly lepeep' date=' not everyone 'knows' that all muslims are not suicide bombers.did you see newsnight recently, where a white uk-born muslim was being interviewed in the street and some ned wandered up behind them and started shouting that all muslims were murderers and bombers?[/quote']hehe, which town was that like? and how did he know the interview was about muslims?ps. Sue Denim's post was funny - IF you knew how to take a joke.Do you not like the joke about the Pakistani football team getting thrown out of the world cup..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 stop breathing i imagine If I was going to die tomorrow, I'd spend my last hours regretting the fact that I ever laid eyes on this hilarious reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I have saved you the trouble, and removed it on advice of your superior comedic sensibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 hehe' date=' which town was that like? and how did he know the interview was about muslims?ps. Sue Denim's post was funny - IF you knew how to take a joke.Do you not like the joke about the Pakistani football team getting thrown out of the world cup.....[/quote']explain to me what is funny about someone wanting to blow up a busful of Muslims.maybe you can teach me how to take a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 i would either learn to fly or swim to jamaica,even though i cant swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 ps. Sue Denim's post was funny - IF you knew how to take a joke.believe me, with a nose like mine, I do know how to take a joke...and, if you excuse me for not being "pally pally" with the in-crowd, a "joke" like that on a messageboard like this, doesn't come over as funny.and I like a joke about "race", when I know it's definetly in the right context....(blah blah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Burn moshulu and basement to the ground, with lots of emo fags inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd get on a busful of spoiled children, religious fundamentalists, and capitalist liars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 yes.i also would like to tar and feather some homosexuals and perhaps try and bleach clean some wig wogs for good measure. then id scrub my false teeth and wax my back so i was lookin reeeeal purrty for the big day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd get on a busful of spoiled children' date=' religious fundamentalists, and capitalist liars.[/quote']now that's more like it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 .....no, that's not more like it. That was just crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 .....no' date=' that's not more like it. That was just crap.[/quote']pot calling the kettle non-Caucasian, I think you'll find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 i would down a bottle of absynthe just to see what would happen. if i was still concious, maybe down a few litres of jager too:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Bleach my hair (If it looks bad, I won't have to live with the shame and pain it caused my head, if it looks good, I die pretty.)I'll also go with the mountain of cocaine.I'd spend some 'quality time' with a few people I want to see before I die.I'd give my possessions and stuff to people who want them, avoiding wills and that crap.I don't really know what else I'd do. I'd choose where I wanted to be when I died, and go there. Who knows really. In fairness I'd probably not tell anyone, and just go to bed and stay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Complete Mario 1,2 and 3 back to back, then go on an industrial machinery rampage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 minutes of hate Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 i would kill george lucas so he doesnt do anymore remasters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I would tell people whats actually on my mind as opposed to what they just want to hear....that would speed up the death process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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