lepeep Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 hungry man mistakes goose for swan and gets bird. (see wht I did there ?)http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4735461.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humey Whilem Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 indeed... only in aberdeen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 hungry man mistakes goose for swan and gets bird. (see wht I did there ?)http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4735461.stmYou want bad puns? How about "Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief" - about the Swiss Football team & their Wankdorf Stadium' date=' of course. [url']http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=337901&cc=5739 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 Haha. That is brilliant. What a fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 You want bad puns? How about "Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief" - about the Swiss Football team & their Wankdorf Stadium' date=' of course. [url']http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=337901&cc=5739that was meant to be!he he, great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Thankfully, the persecution of swans is quite rare." Had to laugh at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 indeed... only in aberdeen...Um... why only in Aberdeen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 The guy that done that lives in the same tower block as my parents he is fucking crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 what a fucking dick. even if it was a goose, what gives anyone the right to think "im hungry...lets go kill that poor goose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 HE is scary, tried to sell the big issue to me then got really angry when I said I already had it thankyou. Also stands on his balcony screaming at the top of his voice then starts screaming at his neighbours for making too much noise he is very intimidating I would not like to get on the wrong side of him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Um... why only in Aberdeen?because in glasgow, they prefer starlings, edinburgh the hunt owls by night and dundee, they just eat dirt there, so no harm done there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 because in glasgow' date=' they prefer starlings, edinburgh the hunt owls by night and dundee, they just eat dirt there, so no harm done there.[/quote']Ah, right. Sorry, I just realised my "RAC UK Guide to Bird Murdering" is still the 2003 Edition. Doh!*phones Ottakars* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 haha its a goose, it deserved itI have a hatred/obsession about gooses. You have to read my story I wrote to see why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 so much for your hatred, you can only truly hate something you fully understand....the plural of goose is geese, you muppet...go read Dave Officers thread about the proper use of English.may a million pigeons walk their cancerours mangled feet over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Ah' date=' right. Sorry, I just realised my "RAC UK Guide to Bird Murdering" is still the 2003 Edition. Doh!*phones Ottakars*[/quote']Frosty - if you get the new edition, let us know just exactly WHO did kill Cock Robin. My money's on Glenn Miller...he's been keeping a pretty low profile!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Funnily enough, the very same swan-strangler tried to sell me a Big Issue this afternoon outside John Lewis. I took a deep breath and told him to "Fuck off, you cretinous socially inadequate aviaphobic murdering bastard"**="Got it already, sorry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Funnily enough' date=' the very same swan-strangler tried to sell me a Big Issue this afternoon outside John Lewis. I took a deep breath and told him to "Fuck off, you cretinous socially inadequate aviaphobic murdering bastard"**="Got it already, sorry"what he say to that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 what he say to that then?I did the world's fastest nonchalant walk away, but I could feel his satanic beady eyes burrowing a hole in the back of my head.*shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 I did the world's fastest nonchalant walk away' date=' but I could feel his satanic beady eyes burrowing a hole in the back of my head.*shudder*[/quote']He may mistaken you for a swan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 I did the world's fastest nonchalant walk away' date=' but I could feel his satanic beady eyes burrowing a hole in the back of my head.*shudder*[/quote']So you just swanned off, eh???(coat already got!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 any more of that and I'll flip you the bird.you've been robin the worlds book of puns again.just wing it, like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 OK...in the future I'll doo it eggzactly like you, beakause I res-peck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 so much for your hatred' date=' you can only truly hate something you fully understand....the plural of goose is geese, you muppet...go read Dave Officers thread about the proper use of English.may a million pigeons walk their cancerours mangled feet over your head.[/quote']I know what it is. I prefer to call them 'Gooses' cos I think it sounds cooler (so call me sad)it goes:GooseGeeseGoosesGeesesGuiGuisDinosaur(I am insane btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 (I am insane btw)or a 'whacky' student ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 or a 'whacky' student ? same thing right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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