Penny Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 does anyone else find themselves the waking up the morning after a night out, VERY dirty?every time.. go out, party, play, have fun.. and wake up with dirty feet, dirty hands, dirty clothes, dirty mouth, and i have no fucking clue where the dirt comes from!!please tell me i'm not alone on this one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 I can be in the cleanest pub of all time and will always have dirty finger nails after a night out....you are not alone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 my feet are ALWAYS manky after a night oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 you could try sleeping in the shower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 yeah, my fingernails always end up looking pretty horrible too, really don't know why that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 Yeah...because THAT'S a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 no, i dont have a fucking clue what you're on about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 I've no idea either, my girlfriend however is a different story............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 I got dirty last night, but that's because I drunkenly fell over on George Street and ended up on my back in a muddy puddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 BARRY SCOTT HERE ASKING WHETHER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LIMESCALE, RUST AND GROUND IN DIRT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Do i wake up feeling dirty?No, the hospital alway's cleans me before they let me go!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Have woken up pretty grubby this morning, my fingers seemed to be caked in make-up and pizza. I'm trying to be clean too cos I have new tattoos and don't want them to get nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 oh my goodness, new tattoos.. do tell, yes yes yes.i want a glittery tattoo, but i dont think they do them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 I always wake up after a night out with the most horrible taste in my mouth. I blame it on alcohol, but i know i will always forgive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 I always wake up feeling like a rat after a night out. I suffer the most apocalyptic hangovers, my mouth feels like something crawled in there and died in the mid-1990's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 you dirty people should take a bath more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 you dirty people should take a bath more often.don't talk such nonsense. baths are for rubber duckies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 BARRY SCOTT HERE ASKING WHETHER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LIMESCALE' date=' RUST AND [/size']GROUND IN DIRTBOOKMARKED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 minutes of hate Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 you wake up feeling so shit because of the turd fairy, he comes into your room after a night out and takes a dump in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 oh my goodness' date=' new tattoos.. do tell, yes yes yes.i want a glittery tattoo, but i dont think they do them..[/quote']I've got three new stars down the back of my right thigh. It was a bit nippy though cos there's a tendon there. Stupid me. I wanted them UV like my other two but apparently the government have banned it cos they can't trace some of the particles in the powder. Fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 don't talk such nonsense. baths are for rubber duckies.oh really? why then do tiny rubber duckies need man-sized baths? eh eh eh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 oh really? why then do tiny rubber duckies need man-sized baths? eh eh eh???so that they can invite their friends round to play, and to get into the bath they need to do that skimming-landing thing, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 but please do explain that "skimming-landing thing" to those who arent quite up to date with their ducktopia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 'skimming-landing thing'..the duckie is flying through the air, and he/she spots a rather luxury stretch of water to park their bums, so they soar down to the water, lean back on their feet, and skim (using their feet against the water as breaks) to land.comprende? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 'skimming-landing thing'..the duckie is flying through the air' date=' and he/she spots a rather luxury stretch of water to park their bums, so they soar down to the water, lean back on their feet, and skim (using their feet against the water as breaks) to land.comprende? [/quote']okay, and where might one find such a luxuriously big bathroom that can acompany hundreds of flying rubber duckies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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