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does anyone else find themselves the waking up the morning after a night out, VERY dirty?

every time.. go out, party, play, have fun.. and wake up with dirty feet, dirty hands, dirty clothes, dirty mouth, and i have no fucking clue where the dirt comes from!!

please tell me i'm not alone on this one..

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

I always wake up feeling like a rat after a night out. I suffer the most apocalyptic hangovers, my mouth feels like something crawled in there and died in the mid-1990's.

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oh my goodness' date=' new tattoos.. do tell, yes yes yes.

i want a glittery tattoo, but i dont think they do them..[/quote']

I've got three new stars down the back of my right thigh. It was a bit nippy though cos there's a tendon there. Stupid me. I wanted them UV like my other two but apparently the government have banned it cos they can't trace some of the particles in the powder. Fags.

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'skimming-landing thing'..

the duckie is flying through the air, and he/she spots a rather luxury stretch of water to park their bums, so they soar down to the water, lean back on their feet, and skim (using their feet against the water as breaks) to land.

comprende? :)

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'skimming-landing thing'..

the duckie is flying through the air' date=' and he/she spots a rather luxury stretch of water to park their bums, so they soar down to the water, lean back on their feet, and skim (using their feet against the water as breaks) to land.

comprende? :)[/quote']

okay, and where might one find such a luxuriously big bathroom that can acompany hundreds of flying rubber duckies?

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