Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Anyone got a decent conspiracy theory?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 The Bible is based on Star Wars.Think about it, the Virgin Mary is the single mother in Episode 1 who gives birth to one hell of a special kid, Anakin Skywalker (or "Jesus") with no CLEAR reason why she became pregnant.The Force...is obviously God, "May the force be with you" "May god be with you"...they are practically interchangable if you think about it.Jar Jar Binx is Noah etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 GWB is based on Darth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Or star wars is based on the bible....as are many film yes...2 for a pound but only one left.And we all know that Mary or the star wars wimmin were drunk that night....I don't remember...LIES!!So what role does Han solo and chewwy play......HUH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JME Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 In other words star wars is based on the bible I have a theory that everything is out to serve me the most ironic punishment ever. As i often bounce my tennis racket off the soft ground at rubislaw but it never breaks, then suddenly it breaks when i'm in the midle of returning a serve I always play my guitar quite hard and usualy use quite big bends ( 2 1/2 on occasion) and my strings never break, then as i close my guitar away in its case, all 3 top strings go !!! Why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Or star wars is based on the bible....No. Wrong. Lucas is older than he looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Yes. Right. Lucas is younger than the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 The bible would frown on Chewy....he is too openly gay to have hung around with Jesus....Other conspiracy is that tampon/pantyliner companys obviously have some sort of mafia working for them which kidnaps all top scientist's on graduation day...because there seems to be waaaay too much science involved in those things...i hear they are working on one that the wings make them fly away after being soiled...true story.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I think the JFK conspiracy is probably the most famous - Oliver Stone didn't help. Was extremely believable though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I think the JFK conspiracy is probably the most famous - Oliver Stone didn't help. Was extremely believable though.When I saw you posting on this thread, I thought it was going to be "Jim Morrison and Richey Edwards are working in a chip shop in Hammersmith" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 That's no conspiracy - that's the TRUTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Anyone got cold, hard evidence on the moon landing......Or the Underwater area 51 located in the Bermuda Triangle...Or Paul McCartney dying in 1966... anything along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 That Channel 5 programme on the moon landing was pretty darn convincing, and I was convinced for a while. But i don't think Buzz Aldrin is a good enough actor to fool us all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 The channel 5 programme, provided evidence to dismiss any moon landing conspiracy. THe paul mcartney thing is jsut stupid. all conspiracy theories are stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 ...Or Paul McCartney dying in 1966.What? I've never head that one. Explain.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo_Soul Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 What? I've never head that one. Explain..Oh yeah forgot about that one, that was quite a big thing. There is loads of stuff that make you think "hmm", there are websites dedicated to it, a google search would find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I have this great conspiracy that everyone is out to fuck me over and make my life a misery....thus far this theory has not be disproved.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 What? I've never head that one. Explain..http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3674/pid.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 supposidly in the height of Beatlemania...(1966) Paul Mccartney was in a car crash that claimed his life...He was 'supposidly' replaced with a lookalike as the beatles at this point were nothing without him??Beware tho. it's called conspiracy for a reason.And the whole moon thing......I never caught the Channel 5 prog....but got told if you look closely you can see the cliff top. where it was filmed.....Why would they go this extreme's..? Because Japan were on course to be the first on the moon..the only reason..greed.Google shall provide you all with what you need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 erm i thik it would have been russia who were close to beating them to the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 That GOFONES exist.That Spike Pile Driver are at number 1 in the AUBL Chart (go check) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I downloaded a fox version of the channel five programme. It's all very interesting. Thing is, there is also programmes that go through evidence, showing how none of that is true...I like to believe that it never took place, it doesn't really surprise me that America would do something that extreme to beat russia.My physics teacher is really into bizzare conspiracies, he once took in all these books he made about each. Anybody know of one that has to do with tunnels under an island??? I'd really want to look it up, but can't remember what it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I meant Russia...wtf Japan?Hmmm...tunnells!! Maybe..just maybe..to do with the Underwater 51..maybe not tho. worth a look never the less.www.atlantisrising.com/issue18/18bermuda.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3674/pid.htmlThat was a good read actually, people can look so much into things sometimes that its overwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Hs anyone ever heard of the David Icke (Ex-Ipswich Goalie) theories.....OMG, prepare yourself if your gonna read his stuff. He goes down a very wild, road, although some of his stuff about the war, and the bank of England are quite good..... the 5th dimension stuff is a bit to much for me, especially the shapeshifters chronicles....he also delves into the sort of stuff that only a true maniac would have the jimmies to go near.Also read the da Vinchi code...the nature part...blow you away baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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