Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 man, anyone ever had a dog go apeshit at them and bite their fucking face? it just happened to me, bleeding and brused at two tooth-shaped points of my rather surprised face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 hahahaha you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 And no, I don't think I have. Although i once was attacked by a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 And no' date=' I don't think I have. Although i once was attacked by a bird.[/quote']shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmerjoline Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 yes but i managed to fight it offgrab its lower jaw so it cant bite you and it will get the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marn Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 I got attacked by a big St Bernard about a year back, he got a good bite in my side and my leg, needless to say I stayed away from that dog from then on as he clearly liked the taste of me. Ironically his name was Casper but I soon found there was nothing friendly about that beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 shut up.I beg your pardon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marn Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 yes but i managed to fight it offgrab its lower jaw so it cant bite you and it will get the ideaThats hard when the dogs jaw is bigger than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 I beg your pardon...You can beg all you like - you're still a twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 i got attacked by a german shepard years ago. didnt know if the dog had been vaccinatesd, so i had to get rabies shots and everything. fuckign shit it was i tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 apparently, a swfit finger in the dogs arse will put a stop to the attack....now...a, how the fuck can you reach round and poke your finger in a dogs arse, when being attacked.b, who the fuck tried this the first time round ?If I was being "savaged", I'd ram my hand down it's throat and suffocate the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 I heard that if you are quick enough, when the dog lunges at you, grab its legs and pull them apart.It will rip its heart in two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 i once got bitten around the high thigh years agoabout 7 teeth marks but u cant blame the dog really, i had just run him over on my bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 apparently' date=' a swfit finger in the dogs arse will put a stop to the attack....now...a, how the fuck can you reach round and poke your finger in a dogs arse, when being attacked.b, who the fuck tried this the first time round ?If I was being "savaged", I'd ram my hand down it's throat and suffocate the cunt.[/quote']Christ knows, but I am wearing latex gloves at all times now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 i got attacked by a german shepard years ago. didnt know if the dog had been vaccinatesd' date=' so i had to get rabies shots and everything. fuckign shit it was i tell thee.[/quote']Did the dog have to get shots as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 apparently' date=' a swfit finger in the dogs arse will put a stop to the attack....now....[/quote']Hmm, funny that. The last time I put my finger up a Jack Russell's rear-end, it definately didnt stop biting me. Quite the opposite actually.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 nice one...did he "dig in"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 man' date=' anyone ever had a dog go apeshit at them and bite their fucking face? it just happened to me, bleeding and brused at two tooth-shaped points of my rather surprised face.[/quote']Well if you do insist on 'micing-up' animals then you gotta expect one to go tits on you at some point. Hope you're not too badly injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 not a nasty dog, or even a stranger! this was my family pet if it were another dog who had run at my and tried to attack me, then i would have shoved my arm in its mouth to avoid my throat being bitten, then tried to shove my fingers down its throat and gouged its eyes out - like you're supposed to. however when i leant down to pat my own hound (something that i do as one would expect, on a very regular basis, being that she is my dog) i didn't expect her to leap up with zero warning and snap her jaws on my face! i'm fine, except i have two cuts on my nose and temple and a bruise on my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 I was at my work a few years ago and this dog came tearing out of a house at me, i saw it coming and jumped over a wall.... not fast enough though, it bit me in the arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 The message coming across here is: get a cat.I've never been bitten by a dog, don't really like the things so I don't get too close, but when I was a kid I got caught by the cops, I leapt over a wall only to be confronted by a police alsatian barking very loudly approximately 1 and a half inches from my bollocks. Which, when you're 14, is an extremely frightening experience. Come to think about it, that's probably what's made me wary of dogs. Cats rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Cats ARE better... but my own has started spraying the entire house with a fine spray of Odor Urine and is not in anyones good books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 about 3 years ago i got chased by some llamas after drunkingly climbing over a fence into a llama enclosure just outside dyce after trying to find a shortcut home though some fields. I Fucking shite myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 about 3 years ago i got chased by some llamas after drunkingly climbing over a fence into a llama enclosure just outside dyce after trying to find a shortcut home though some fields. I Fucking shite myself.Excellent storyage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 wasnt so excellent at the time..im mean who the hell farms llams?IN SCOTLAND? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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