TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 I think he's gonna surprise everyone and live until next week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Has it not been predicted that the successor to the current pope will be an "anti-christ" who will bring down both america, and the christian religion, letting osamas hordes of neo puritanism replace our current religions of mass consumerism, slavery, and the worship of financial wealth, ????BTW, didnt the catholic churchs' current fortune come from the aquisition of gold reserves via the conquistadores ethnic cleansing of south america in the last millennium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Look' date=' everyone knows that the Pope has to die on a Sunday. I take Sunday at 5.30pm. (Choking to death on a chicken bone during his dinner.)[/quote']Well, obviously he'd choke if they put a chicken bone into his nose tube...Anyway, as any fule kno, He will die today, but will rise again on Sunday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 11.15am indeedI hear no word yet... told you you wouldn't win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 ok, 4pm this afternoon. Hes in a coma now! Although I thought he had been for many years. Especially since he had great ideas about Contraception in Africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 "This is an ex-pontiff!""No he's not, he's pining..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 he's had the last rites read to him. not looking good for the old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 I call saturday, 7.40am, vatican time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 i think he'll make it till sunday..go Pope!" eeeehh its 'a stupid 'a hat... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Lordy this guy sure is taking a while to kick the oxygen habit. I'm just glad I didn't put any money on my bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Well' date=' obviously he'd choke if they put a chicken bone into his nose tube...Anyway, as any fule kno, He will die today, but will[i'] rise again on Sunday... X( X( X( X( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchief Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 well i must admit it is looking a bit bleak for the man now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 was it just me that thought it was an april fools joke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 I bet the pope hoped it was an april fools joke.Imagine some bleeding cardinal reading you your last rites, I bet he the pope said something along the lines of "heh, guys - c'mon, april fools and all that, right? heh, c'mon guys - jokes over now, it's not funny anymore. guys? guys...? ah shit..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 was it just me that thought it was an april fools joke....Hes probably gonna live for another 12 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Hes probably gonna live for another 12 years now that would of been a good april fools joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Is the pope going to pop it very soon? Is the pope a catholic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Is the pope going to pop it very soon?The pope'll be pushing up daisies by tomorrow afternoon, probably.I'm thinking the living for another 12 years is quite likely aswell now though, except it'll be for longer than that. What if he outlives us all out of spite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 What if they can keep him alive for years....but he is a total vegtable.....will they instate another pope cause the current one isnt upto his popeing duties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 what if the pope wants to get laid, and he's in a vegetative state? what if he wants to have some cake?man, that guy is in for 12 years of crap if you ask me.why would they even have such a feeble, old man still as the pope in the first place? The guy can barely breathe for crying out loud - surely it'd be for the better to get a new pope every 10 years or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 what if the pope wants to get laid' date=' and he's in a vegetative state? what if he wants to have some cake?man, that guy is in for 12 years of crap if you ask me.why would they even have such a feeble, old man still as the pope in the first place? The guy can barely breathe for crying out loud - surely it'd be for the better to get a new pope every 10 years or something.[/quote']Tis true....pope john paul (possible dad of shaun paul....not confirmed) is like 84....thats nearly 20 years after retirement age....i bet he is collecting his pension aswell, money grabbing old fool..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 pope news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Tis true....pope john paul (possible dad of shaun paul....not confirmed) is like 84....thats nearly 20 years after retirement age....i bet he is collecting his pension aswell' date=' money grabbing old fool.....[/quote']Yeah, how stubborn can one get? Any reasonable pope would've done the decent thing and popped his clogs long ago. This is just like a slap in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 "liberal believers in developed countries for his proclamations against contraception, abortion, married priests and women clergy."Says it all about the Pope. As far as Im concerned, he is not worth worshipping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 "liberal believers in developed countries for his proclamations against contraception' date=' abortion, married priests and women clergy."Says it all about the Pope. As far as Im concerned, he is not worth worshipping![/quote']Not to metion that the vatican is basically the original mafia.....plenty of secrets and horrible wrong doings....hardly the basis of a religion..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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