Nothing makes me more miserable inside than fancy dress. I've got to attend a friend's birthday next weekend with a fancy dress theme. I won't dress up, and will consequently end up getting told I'm boring and no fun by girls dressed like sluts with angel wings for justification and that I should lighten up by guys wearing Spiderman costumes. They won't be saying I'm no fun when I get obliterated and batter them all.* *This won't actually happen at all- I'll probably end up dressing up and feeling like an utter moron when I'm queueing on my own to get a taxi.