boss

i guess four weeks go by really quickly when you live the boss life.

i was quite excited about seeing this but as far as i'm aware it was only on at ugc for about 20 seconds, so alas! i missed it. Jason Schwartzman is a hero. i'll maybe rent it next week then if it's out.

I really like the cover for the EP. What a dream beasto. I wasn't amazed by the content though I suppose, it just sounds like the locust always sound. Which isn't a bad thing at all really.

I really like it. Some of the lyrics are utterly inspired. It sounds like a total summer record to me, which is a good thing.

I thought it was a big fat plot, with a nice big twist of gristle at the end. I'm sad more people didn't die though. I like films that end in mass bloodshed and no happy customers. And to be a bit anal, I think he probably would've haemorrhaged or choked to a bloody end by lopping off his tongue and not going to hospital straight away. I thought the film was particularly well shot, very easy on the eye.

i think i want this, but i'm concerned it'll make me shit myself. i tend to get freaked out playing such things at night, alone in my flat. DON'T RAPE ME ZOMBO. i'm such a girl. maybe i'll get it then give it to my boyfriend if i can't 'manage'.

today i made a nutella vitamin cock sandwich in my special oven

haha! seeing that photo made me feel dirty inside, salad fingers style. i didn't look long, dont worry. i thought the birthday template was perversely fitting, as if meant for some small child, tucked away in a birthday envelope, happy surprise!

he has the looks of someone who was in the womb too long during labour. large-semi-mongol.

i think he's wonderful. sometimes he talks real dirty. you just have to pay attention, listen closely, and use your imagination.

do people actually go back and read the old emails they keep? my inbox has loads of emails because i can never be assed deleting them. besides theyre all from steve apart from two from my mum and some sneaky ' virgin college wives' spam. maybe this is why i dont read old emails. in fact, yes it is why.

i hate being in that position. i like to think i'm quite attentive at what i do, but sometimes it's just so hard to understand crazy accents or feeble voices. if it's a patient i don't understand, i laugh politely and say 'well, what can you do' or 'well, just goes to show'. they seem to be the best general empathetic responses to imply some vague basal understanding. if it's a doctor i don't understand i usually nod profusely and say 'smashing' or 'super' like a real fopp. sometimes this backfires if ive been asked an important question about some horrific medical condition, or told someone's on the verge of kicking the bucket. "i love your cancer".

"These kids shed blood each and every night, not just for show but to achieve pure emotion and chaos." I hope this means they self-harm on stage. I heart mutilation. They sound not bad though, I have something of theirs downloaded, it's fun.

you forgot to include a style mullet and shabbychic waistcoat.

I think there should be more heckling and fistfights at gigs. Also more public gassings and victim support groups please.

I couldn't agree more! The hypocrisy! She's gotten very silly lately, what with her japanese 'imaginary' muses, and crazy-pirate-jig videos. Actually, the jig dancing is quite amusing because she looks like a spasmodic multiple sclerosis sufferer tripping her way down the dinner table in pirate garb. Having seen a souped-up, grotesqued-out Gavin Rossdale in Constantine I seriously hope they're both too conceited to ever spawn forth offspring, because that child would be an ultimate terror. Oi! Stefani! STRETCH MARKS!

limes cat is rubbish! check out the new bjork video for hot cat action! what a mewster!

not really, i didn't pick up on that. i see what you mean though. every fennesz track i've ever heard reminds me of long, grey train journeys. even the stuff that's supposed to be based on fishing in a little boat somewhere exotic, or something similar.

that'll fuck you up. i once knew a girl who took two packets of proplus and died of aids. true story. i've decided i cant go to gigs and things that are on that late, as wonderful as i'm sure it would be, as i pass out most nights about midnight. also, i need to play world of warcraft for at least six hours before bed these days or i just cant settle down. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP.

yeah i quite fancy getting that dvd too, although i hear it's pretty ropey sounding in places. It's my Michiganfest dvd that has arab on radar on it. I shouldn't spend money on these dvds - I only watch them once or twice. And yeah, a lot of three one g stuff is really cool. There's a tonne of stuff I want off their website. I got a Locust bag from them, it's the business!

yeah. i guess they just got tired or ran out of steam. the chinese stars stuff is so similar yet poor by comparison. what a horrible mess.