boss

the whole album is really really good. shame he sounds like a total cock.

I just got sniped out of winning that on ebay...grrrr

i much prefered the last series i think. can't really get into this one the same.

this is the most sensible suggestion, i feel.

They didn't bloody well offer me a vaccine. The obs and gynae department in aberdeen is pretty horrible. What year med student are you? I'm in fifth year. I'm doing my elective on drug facilitated sexual assault in aberdeen. should be good. really fancy sexual health as a career but at the same time dont fancy many years of horrible general obs and gynae to get there. c'est la vie.

yes. i also would like to tar and feather some homosexuals and perhaps try and bleach clean some wig wogs for good measure. then id scrub my false teeth and wax my back so i was lookin reeeeal purrty for the big day.

hmm not ovarian cancer im sure but cervical cancer or CIN yes. it's because sex exposes you to certain different sexually transmitted factors (ie viruses) which are carcinogens and encourage cancer to develop in later years. i'm sure we were taught that CIN (cervical intraepithelial neoplasia - a sort of precancer/cancer type thing) is unheard of in the nun population, as they have never had sex and are thus not expose to the cancer-causing sexually transmitted viruses. conversely CIN is more frequent in those who started having sex earlier and thus have probably had more sexual partners and a greater risk of transmission.

why were you visciously attacked? was it just a random beating from some idiots? were dogs involved? i like in fear of stuff like that. i don't think i could fight off a rapist or a rabid animal attacker. my boyfriend says i give an okay dead arm, but i think he's lying. i think maybe my fish hooks and gouging are better, but they are as yet untested in the field of violence. i am relatively untouched by crime.

ooh snap. although i'd be happy with my own wee shop full of beautiful wares catering for the eclectic lady-about-town. it'd have leopard print wallpaper, a polka dot carpet, and i probably wouldn't let anyone buy anything because i'd like it all too much. im thinking maybe ten years of being a doctor and stringent saving and ill have some capital perhaps. or maybe i'll be dead. it's a game of chance.

turkish peach jam is good. although jam in general isn't very good and is pretty stupid. i do occasionally enjoy a slither of seedy raspberry jam on top of a film of dairylea spread between two willing rich tea biscuits. but not often.

funny you should say that penny, i often heard them conversing about destroying your life, and breaking your body into a thousand pieces with their evil lesbian reject army. i guess i just thought they were joking, but it just goes to show what actually goes on beneath our noses.

I can't help but think the chances of anyone skinny dipping in gordons pool for erotic pleasure are pretty low. It was disgusting. I faked having a period lasting entire terms to avoid that filthpit. Also to generally avoid swimming and getting my fringe wet. The creepiest teacher i encountered there was Dr Farquar. The thought of him still unnerves me. Yuck. YUCK.

'krazee-high-jinx-fest'

is this some horrible joke?

PREDATOR!!! now that would make it better. i think.

that's my point my dear. you never take out something that been plunged into someone like that because chances are it being in there is actually beneficial as it's plugging all the vasculature that's been sliced up inside. if you take out the shrapnel, you allow those torn blood vessels to start bleeding again, and chances are the person will bleed to death very quickly. i paid attention during my a&e block. oh yes.

50% "a happily adjusted hetero babe". yuck. i imagine 'hetero babes' are the sort of girls who list 'boys' as a hobby.

i thought it was okay until the giant maneating beast thing showed up, whenceforth i groaned. also, if someone has a shard of something stuck in their chest, you don't just rip it out. calls himself a doctor, pfffft.

hershey chocolate is utterly disgusting. the americans deserve it. it's like a mixture of cardboard, rubber, and aids.

that's really, really cool. sounds so good too!

i would bury the filthy slut in a local pit of desecration, his body broken into a hundred pieces