janine

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Don't worry, its charged at the local rate.

I like dancing to 'I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor'. I haven't heard a better floorfiller in a long while.

Sales piss me off something chronic. Who needs to be reminded we pay stupid amounts of money for a pile of shit the rest of the year. Not me. I love Primark, no sales, no service. Just how its meant to be.

'Lol'. whytfdoesaposthavetobemorethan8charactersfuckoff.

I got my photos back this week, finally. Mainly, they are of grass/blackness/greyness/Joss. I don't know why.

I want one.

Well, it could have been cooked mystery meat. That would've just ruined it though.

Help She Can't Swim Deerhoof Gatsby's American Dream Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia

Oh, and as Cloud said, anything in Montmartre is absolutely wonderful, I've found. Actually, its the best place to stay because its rather cheap too. La Pigalle is actually the red light disctrict, and its worth seeing.

Go to the Eiffel Tower at night, and you'll probably never see anything as pretty again. Although, at this time of year the queues will be horrendous, and there's not much chance you'll get to go to the top level. Some of my favourite things are - the food market on Rue Mouffetard, sitting at the edges of the Ile de la Cité (where Notre-Dame is), and the restaurant 'Mollard' (near where you're staying, on rue Saint-Lazare) is so lovely and traditional you just never want to leave. If you have time, take the train out to the Versailles Palace. Be careful crossing Place Charles de Gaulle. Its awful.

I love Jim Lambie's work.

Bah. I was disappointed when I found out about this. Good band.

Haha...classy. I wish more bands had photos like this one.

Mm. Good picture. You WISH you look like that.

Yes, fear not, he pulled though with a touch of humour and the promise of his speedy return to work. Yay!

Oh, it was GREAT. Although, why did George have to be unconscious for most of it? Sadface.

Isn't she like...thirteen?

Oh, my top bizarre attraction is Alan Rickman, especially when he was playing Hamlet in 1992, and in Harry Potter. Other than that, John Cameron Mitchell who plays Hedwig in 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' and Edwin Morgan totally do it for me.

IF I decide to give you your ticket. After today's performance.

I think there has to be a medium-sized poodle lurking in there. Or its coat, at least. Minking.

Glad I'll be seeing them on this tour then. Sad news. Although, I don't really like the new album anyway. This, on the other hand, is rather exciting.

If you're giving it a thumbs-down, why are you doing it?