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He probably has a small beer gut developing.

I thank you. Since I posted this thread and changed the name of "Partner for life" to "shit companion," it has been doing quite well and even let me run messenger with a ten year old game. However, I am going to take a harsh stand against its dirty hard drive and take many of your counsels into my heavy handed undertaking. 5468617420697320616C6C.

Er.. I'm not sure I have a CD key. Where is it? Not sure which specs are important but it has an Intel Celeron 1.4GHz processor and 504MB of RAM. ?( Not very good, I suspect, but for now I'm going to stick with pre-2003 games ^_^ Thanks!

It skips here and there and can barely do two things at once. I got a crap cleaner which didn't do much.. the hard drive is almost full too, all in all I think I got one that isn't really suited to my needs. Anyway, I was thinking about formatting my hard drive and reinstalling Windows, but I can't find my disc (I'm at uni and the disc should be at home but the only ones my sister can find are drivers and stuff) - if I get someone else's will I be able to use it? Also, for after I've finished, I need new anti-virus software because mine has expired and was rubiss anyway. We can get Sophos free from uni - is that good enough? One more thing, my graphics card probs isn't too great but I only play oldish games anyway but I might progress to something more demanding later... is it worth paying for extra storage and graphics card and stuff for a computer that isn't that good anyway? I just can't really afford a new one. Any thoughts would be appreciated a lot

False, that would be idiotic. TPBM has better bladder control than most.

Agh... that's horrible. It would be nicer to have a song that stuck in your head for being annoying sounding - that one is just... nothing. Yamaha PC50 with no batteries could write a better Eurovision song for us.

Not partik', if I'm not in a rusche then being lost is okay. TPBM likes Rush.

Got a couple of good claws in here... http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/TheThunderer/FiNNtroLL.jpg

What is 50 feet long and smells of piss? The queue for a Daniel O'Donnell concert.

True, yesterday when Dell was asleep I went downstairs and tickled Acer's USB hole. Ohhh... I think I just told him. TPBM loves salt, lots of salt.

Tbh they all have an e in their first names and no e in the surname.

Snoop Dogg - A Bitch I Knew

I thought it was going to be an "Aren't dinosaurs cool?" thread where we would all name our favourites and maybe make some puns.

False but I quite like... Knuckles the Echidna. TPBM ate a fly!

I'm still playing CM2. Hardly any of the players are still about but it's so good!

No. I hope not! I will be studying, of course. TPBM would swap lives with Ariel for a year (no voice, but you would get to be a hot mermaid!)

E-emancipated?

Aw I love it! I'm going to put it on now. Have you heard the single "Brain Salad Surgery" and also the stories behind the naming (Whip Some Skull on Ya and so on)? But I gave you life! What else could you do? To do what was right! I'm perfect - are you? Yaaay

Funkadelic - Standing on the verge of getting it on

I constantly try to speak to Polish people in Czech but to no avail... the other day I got on a bus and I swear the driver and his friend were speaking Czech but when I said, "Are you Czech?" in Czech I just got two shocked faces and no reply.

False, but I quite like hash browns for breakfast. TPBM buys Happy Meals even when they're really hungry because they want the toys. ps. Your son is super cute ^_^

Those are ace! Thanks guys ^_^

ffs - didn't you already spell carrot wrong earlier on this thread?! False... TPBM prefers the Beatles to the Rolling Stones

True - best are large spirals. TPBM can spell a swear word just using letters from their first name.

Blakqque Cheurtaign by Meggadeaghthe