bungle

I think it was more the timing than the age. If I told you my Ma had just died and you said it was probably because she choked on your cock, I wouldn't be particularly happy either.

Eggs are the king of all foodstuffs. You can have them with a nice fry up, or in a burger, and you can use them to make cakes. They have successfully crossed the sweet/savory divide. Immense. Maybe bacon is king and eggs are queen though.

No, they clean it with Blazers.

I work at Pizza Hut.

Is it made of chocolate? Or chocolat? If it's not it's shit and I'm not going.

Is that some kind of euphemism?

Sorry about that, I didn't know badly photoshopped pictures of Princesses faces on fat manboob types were NSFW. Also her hair is covering the nipple.

topless Kate!

If they did they could call it friends reunited.

I have my first applicant already http://aberdeen-music.com/members/bungle.1277/

I'm starting a good ol' boys tribute band if this doesn't get off the ground soon.

Leipzig is a nice place in Germany. There's a big monument there called the voelkerschlachtdenkmal, which is why most foreigners just call it the big monument. It's worth a visit anyway, I never knew a monument could be so frightening, the massive spiral staircase with no handrail is quite good for inducing Vertigo. The town also has loads of disused warehouses that have been turned into clubs/pubs/art exhibitions, it's even got a disused mine that's been turned into a lake. Dresden is only a short train ride away, it has lot's of gold statues and the like, got bombed to fuck in the war.

chop all your fingers off

There's a distinct lack of monster magnet in this thread and Primus, I love country music

I didn't know Pusher was part of a trilogy, awesome film, even if it is all in foreign.

I been learning the photoshopz

everything ever.

It's a bit much to ask of him to go 5 sets with Federer then do the doubles after, I still hope he does the double that spurs him on to win everything ever though. That would be nice.

Stolen penis http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/263676/Man-has-penis-stolen-by-masked-intruders-after-alleged-affairs/

This is ace, but someone keeps deleting the cocks I draw on facebook. Except this one. https://www.facebook.com/UwielbiamySeksowneKobiety

http://www.metro.co.uk/film/905568-jessica-biel-cosies-up-to-total-recalls-three-breasted-woman-at-comic-con

My brain is trying to escape

I'll be an axe man, I think a horn section could be hard to find in this town tho