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What the fuck was the point of christmas Top of the pops then? I feel conned. Some great quotes about the shouty noisy sweary victory though. The charts should be contacted and told what to do, it's only fair.

I was under the impression christmas number 1 was revealed on christmas day.

How is this the last day before christmas number 1?

Bit of a Maths fail there, no?

Funny that. I used to live next door to a Sandy Thom. Now, many years later, she's writing pish songs and articles in the local shitrag.

They have indeed been mentioned, by me. I hope they all die in some sort of strange fisting accident.

Tabloid pish article. As soon as I read about someone or something being "blasted" or "slammed" followed by the old "a source close to" a little switch in my head just stops taking any information in. Simon Cowell is fucking loving this, loads of publicity and it's absolutely free. His single is selling like hotcakes even if it is "only number 2" he's still coining it in and he will be until the next batch of faceless pissweasels line up to be his bitch again next year. I still quite like the RATM thing, at least some of the money will be going to a worthy cause from the band, I think that's only about 5p per track sold that goes to them.

I'm quite enjoying it. It's like a sub-plot in a really shit book, only I don't have to read it, as soon as one of the key words is mentioned I can just skip past the whole post.

I think some people are giving Sony's Advertising department a bit too much credit here.

Black Eyed Peas, ever since I heard the line "I'm so three thousand and eight, you're so two thousand and late" I've wanted to smash that ugly, witch faced bints puss in with a sledge hammer. I would still give her one first mind, just with a bag over her head.

Righty, wikiwrong strikes again, I've changed it now

That page say's he wrote "tide is high" for Atomic Kitten? Blondie sang it first if my mind serves?

That sounds like all of lady ga ga's songs to me, "blah ga pa pa goo goo, I want fucked, blah goo ga ga, poke my face, blah blah pa pa."

I'm on the guitar, cheers.

Add drums to that list

from the sounds of the clips you've already got a lead guitarist. I'll do it anyways though if needs be.

Funk Band in need of more musicians, only started jamming recently. There's not much can be done funkwise with just guitar bass and drums. Get in touch if you're interested. Cheers.

Is it really whack? I had a really whack bacon buttie today, it was whack. It was as whack as something that's really whack.

WTF was that!? It wasn't drum and bass anyway. I hope it doesn't catch on, like the silent witness one though. I quite liked the J-Majik and Wikaman album sampler I have, but I just noticed that the badger song has almost exactly the same beat as the one I have. I prefer the one I have though, badger one is a bit shit. Not a big fan of that other one either. The other side had Spanish vocals and guitars, really liked that one but I doubt it will ever be released.

ooohhhhh, I'm going to be a Millionaire

Registered with this lot in cove today, after I filled in the form they said I could have my first check up if I waited 20 mins. Gave me an x-ray, which I wasn't expecting, told me I need some fillings, which I was expecting. Then a bill for 9-odd, didn't have it since I only thought I was there to register, so I'll have to pay next time, suppose that must've been for the x-ray, which I'm still a bit foggy on why I got it.

The X-factor is itself nothing but a giant advert with the sole purpose of sucking money out of the gormless twats and unlucky parents of said gormless twats that buy this shit. It should really be called xmas number 1-factor, Simon Cowells money making machine. He must be pissing himself at all these idiots that call him nasty Simon Cowell and say they hate him while at the same time pumping his pockets full of cash.

It seems he's alright now, all these song name's are just immature, that joke isn't funny anymore.

This is bad news, Heaven knows I'm miserable now

I used to have that one on vinyl, but it seems to be one of the ones that disappeared after a party, along with this one which I'm really pissed off about YouTube - A Forest Mighty Black - Tides (Peshay & Flytronix Mix)