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Thinking of building a lap steel guitar, does anyone have some hardwood timber lying around? offcuts from a kitchen worktop possibly? I had to word that very carefully to avoid asking if anbody had wood for me.

I'd be interested in this, not sure if you'd need another guitarist though.

I'd be up for this, I'm more a guitarist than keys, but I can play a few chords, I do have a synth that's been gathering dust for a while aswell, would be good to get some use out of it.

He killed a man with a 50 yard pass though!

Authentic chilli has dark chocolate in it, apparently.

I disagree with you agreeing with me. WHY THOUGH!? RIP my speccy russian friend

Needless? Needless!? Needless!!?? Dumplings make potatoes needless, that's what dumplings do. In a stew and boiled potatoes situation obviously, they can never replace roast tatties, or chips. Can dumplings be deep fried?

Learned how to make dumplings today, from http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=755267 the important part is this bish bash bosh, in the pan. Thickens up a watery stew aswell, it's a win win situation, I put some beer on mine, kablammy!

Can the @@@ ugg sale @@@ thread be made a sticky? I like it.

Day release?

What happened to Levein today then? yesterday the news was all "will he be sacked this week?" now he's a pundit. Is that because he got sacked and has a new job, or because he needs to reassure everyone that everything isn't his fault?

EE by gum

Can I have a list of places that have toilets in town? With a little general info, cleanliness, soap, cubicle locks etc... and maybe a star rating, ta.

Above and beyond. WHY THOUGH??

Just to put things into perspective. The Ace-ic thread was started about three months after this one, and has around 300 pages, miserable gits.

I once walked past Terry Griffiths, I would have said something funny, but he was gone before I remembered who it was.

Sniper football's the only option. Snipers in the stands to shoot players that dive, with access to video technology of course, it would just be barbaric otherwise.

Gumtree is great for finding moron's trying to sell useless shit. My favourite was some twat trying to sell a little boy racer wagon, the ad went something like this. Pugeat 306 gti Runs perfect. Drives perfect. blah blah blah No steering wheel

If he was late in and had a half day, how did he take a whole day to do his half day?

You do indeed, run faster without a bellyful of shit. I remember it from Biology in school.

Break in, then order a pizza to be delivered there, from Domino's.

That wasn't the part I had a problem with.

Fuck you. xxx

five past one? golf can fuck right off. so can capital letters.

Fixed xxx