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Reaction to Boateng's goal against Barca. Skip to the 2 min mark.

I hope we'll see some karmic balance take effect. Scotland to lose 4-0 in Spain but Mikolau Mikoluni the ex Hearts boy to take a dive and the Czechs to lost 1-0 to a controversial penalty decision.

Attempting to eat a Greggs Sausage and Bean bake whilst walking.

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Uncle Buck, from the movie also called Uncle Buck.

More WTF than funny

This is brilliant. The wobble bit was genius.

Christ, is that Bob Mills hosting? Whatever happened to him? Bad Influence was my favourite as a young 'un Check out that 90s vibe!

Being charged for sachets of sauce.

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Looking forward to this. Only ordered it today so fingers crossed it will be here Saturday at the latest. It's going for 30 at Best Buy for anyone interested L.A. Noire

The Land Before Boabie

Hardly. Over his 5-6 year stint I can think of 5 transfers in Calderwood made: 400,000 on Lovell 300,000 on Nicholson 100,000 on Mulgrew 70,000 on Aluko 50,000 on Byrne (whatever happened to him?) However he single handedly made that back on selling Anderson for 1m plus.

People who say they have OCD e.g. "Oh I had to go and clean it again because it wasn't done right and my OCD kicked in" or similar stuff You don't have fucking OCD, you're just being a petty fucker! If you had ever met anyone with true OCD you would see how fucking terrible a condition it is!

And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. Nipped down for a quick half hour over lunch just now. There's a particularly fine Chilli cheese I sampled, not sure I could cope with a lot of it though. The Oriental Noodles stand looked amazing.

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The International Food Festival is back this weekend. I've never actually been before. Anyone got any recommendations on decent stuff to pick up? I'm tempted to pick up a few Chorizo sausages or the like and make a fine sausage pasta mix.

I have an HTC Desire on my personal contract and a iPhone 3GS via my work. The HTC Desire (or a newer model - I think the Desire is a good few months old now, you'd probably get a newer model free with an upgrade) running Android would be my pick. I prefer the freedom to install whatever I want on the device as well as easily transfer my music to and from the device without having to worry about iTunes and how many machines I can sync the iPhone on. A PC just recognises the Desire as an external hard drive allowing you to transfer files easily. I've got a SNES emulator and roms of PIlotwings\Zelda\Mario Kart running on mine and I haven't had to jailbreak or root the phone to do this and invalidate the warranty. I do agree with a few others on here that the battery life on the Desire is terrible. Truly awful, I actually have a widget on the phone that turns off the 3g signal when I'm not actively browsing the web just to save on the battery. Personally I'd try and wangle a free upgrade onto a HTC phone, if you don't like it you can always sell it on ebay for a few hundred quid and go back to your iPhone 3GS. I think it's a no lose. The iPhone is a great phone but if you try and don't like the HTC phones you haven't lost anything.

Is there much replay value in co-op? I'm a bit unclear as to how it works; is it just a series of test chambers you work through from start to end or are there hundreds of chambers picked at random? I suppose what I'm getting at is if I play co-op with one friend and then another night play co-op with another friend will I just be replaying the same levels?

If you're at the Cineworld Union Square (beach might be the same - never tried) and there's a huge queue for tickets go to the bar instead. The staff can sell you tickets from the till there, works for Unlimited cards too and they have a stash of 3d glasses if you need some. Also, beer.

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Ended up caving in and buying this on Sunday, who needs food anyway?! Only played single player so far. Got as far as chapter 4 before giving it a rest for the night but bursting to get back home tonight and crack on. Wheatley is one of the funniest characters in a game for a long while, there are some proper laugh out loud moments from him.

Unfortunately I'm a bit skint til payday next Friday so no Portal 2 for me yet. Can't wait to get my hands on it though, particularly looking forward to the on-line co-op.