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Not going to Norway but got tickets for both home games. Not in anyway optimistic of making the play-offs but, as a long suffering Scotland fan, I remain hopeful.

First thing I thought of after reading your tips: :laughing:

Never had any problems with shaving. Whack on some foam and use my Gillette and i'm done in 5 minutes tops. My biggest issue is the "fuck me I just can't be arsed shaving today" mentality I have first thing in the morning, just about every morning.

Do tell how. Tried Tversity a while ago (probably the free version) and had little joy with it. Might give it another go though, especially if you can stream iPlayer to the 360.

A true legend. RIP Bobby.

I wholeheartedly concur.

That sounds brilliant, might be a good starting point. Harry Potter completely passed me by (books and movies) but tempted by the audiobooks, especially as Fry is reading them. I could imagine him being quite good.

Was watching Top Gear the other day, with Stephen Fry as the star in the reasonably priced car, and I picked up on him mentioning audiobooks as a great way to get into books, especially the older and much lauded books that always appear in top 100 lists etc. It's something i'd never even considered but something I think I will give a try. Just wondering what everyone's thoughts were on audiobooks? Do you think they detract from the experience of reading a book or add to it? Anyone currently use audiobooks on a regular basis have any recommendations?

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So,to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian sincethere was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other, for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya wave a fookin' towel................

Can someone explain this one to me? I assume you need to know who that guy is. I apologise in advance for my thick-headedness.

American Gangster - Watched this last night. Fine film if a bit slow (I watched the extended, uncut version running at nearly 3 hours) but throughly enjoyable. I forgot how good an actor Denzil Washington is and i've started added a few older films by him to my lovefilm. Got Dog Day Afternoon to watch later this week.

I didn't get this at first glance.

I do that And that Christ that too. You'll have to swing by my flat for tea and toast!

Did you go mental in Planes, Trains and Automobile Steve Martin-esque style?

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them. Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"

If memory serves right its part of a quest. If you try to go in before that quest has started the kids at Little Lamplight won't let you in.

I am that person. Its all fake, don't you know?!

I am rubber, you are glue!

Looking forward to this. Played the first two via Scumm and recently replayed the third, never bothered with the 4th 3d one after a few poor reviews. Hopefully this paves the way for a few old adventure point and click games. Anyone remember the Delphine Software game Operation Stealth? Or Cruise for a Corpse?

Not 100% but the gap between series 1 and 2 was about a fortnight. What was everyone's thoughts on season 2? I thought it was brilliant and I can't wait til season 3. Got to love Bunk!

Yeah, not just that but you get to taste a wider selection of ales. I've not been since it moved to Pittodrie but tempted to go next Friday.

Odo the Chameleon just after I got him last Friday.