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You mean when regular Aberdeen fans got attacked by Atletico's ultras then battered by the police? Aye, that was a right laugh. The work of the casuals no doubt! You fucking balloon.

Extremely disappointed that I missed that.

Won't be there - working 'til 9 tonight and at 7 tomorrow morning. Foxache. Carson Wells are a constant disappointment to me.

I would fear for Keith in the SFL right now. Started the season with a 4-0 horsing at Clach.

Fucking hell, there's a name. Played with/against him years back. From Woodside if I remember right. He still a pacey midget?

If Hearts can stay stable I think they'll take 3rd fairly comfortably.

That's really nae so much a pet hate as a bitter, lifelong resentment and distrust.

Both of these get an overly bad press, for me. Derek Young is far and away the worst player in our squad, IMO. Speaking of which, to the tune of "Stay Young" by Oasis: Hey! Deek Young You're not invincible And we know just what you are.

In that case, away and greet to the Daily Record about your lost rep.; they'd probably start a campaign on your behalf.

I already posted that one in the other thread. Gloriously shit, I feel.

I've just realised that Bebo's name is a godsend for songs. Anything with "fire" or "desire" in it works, basically. e.g. "Freed From Desire" by Gala: Bebo Maguire Mind and senses purified Bebo Maguire... Nananananananananananana And, of course: Bebo Maguire Your love is my only desire Bebo Maguire 'Cos I need your love

GloboEsporte.com > Futebol > Corinthians - NOTCIAS - Alm da mo, Ronaldo faz cirurgia para retirada de 700 mililitros de gordura If I've translated this article right, original (fat) Ronaldo has had liposuction. After breaking his wrist by falling on his own arm, he was in hospital for surgery on it, and seemingly decided to get a bit of fat removed while he was at it. Champ.

Nae a great result for Waxtap last night, Shaki.

I'll be there tonight, as will "vega" off these forums. Surprisingly excited, despite having no confidence whatsoever.

I quoted an Eyal Berkovic reference from someone else. Remember when John Hartson kicked Berkovic's head in? So, to answer your question, no - cancer victims want to kick in others, apparently.

I apologise. It would be splendid though.

The Rezillos - Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight As a moving tribute to John Hartson.

Archives - What's With All The Brutal Honesty?

The Undertones - Jimmy Jimmy Radiohead - Nude "Don't get any big ideas They're not going to happen" And I'd like to steal this little piece of Germanic heaven from Hertha Berlin: Basically, anything totally inappropriate sounds good to me. The "duelling banjos" theme from Deliverance might be pretty raucous.

The Foster one is mind-blowingly brilliant. It's just a shame that nobody's ever liked him enough for it to have caught on. Not for Aberdeen players, but I have some ideas. Examples: "Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have eachother Fabio Quagliarella Fabio Quagliarella, 'ella, 'ella Ey ey ey Fabio Quagliarella, 'ella, 'ella Ey ey ey ey ey ey" "You're everything I need and more It's written all over your face Baby you're Felipe Melo I pray you won't fade away Felipe Melo (Melo) Melo (Melo) Melo (Melo) Meeeloooooo" And, of course, "George Weah" to the tune of "Hey Ya" by Outkast.

Yes, he's played in the Premiership, but that was 7 years ago. From his Wikipedia page: 20022004 Bradford City 52 (5) 2004 Leeds United 0 (0) 20042005 Sheffield United 21 (1) 20052006 Bradford City 39 (2) 2006 Grays Athletic 1 (0) 20062007 Leicester City 9 (0) 2007 ? Doncaster Rovers (loan) 6 (1) 20072009 Huddersfield Town 44 (5) Obviously I can't say with any sort of certainty that he won't score some goals for United, but I can say that if he'd signed for Aberdeen, Dons fans would be moaning and everyone else would be laughing. Maybe Sir Craig is the man to turn his career around though. You could well be right about Andy Webster. If he gets/stays fit he'll probably do a job for you.

Thing is, Wright and Higdon are basically the same type of player, whereas Mackie, like him or not, offers something different, and could play on the right of McGhee's front 3. Plus, Mackie's scoring record is better than Higdon's, despite having being played out wide quite a bit. Wright's record is a bit better, but he's never fit. To paraphrase Lady Gaga: I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me Darren Darren Mackie Baby, there's no other superstar, I know that you'll be my Darren Darren Mackie

Have you had a look at Cadamarteri's scoring record? Darren Mackie's shits all over it. As for Andy Webster, we just don't know anything about him now. I also doubt the huns would've loaned him to us, and I doubt that he would have moved if it wasn't for his connections with Levein. There's no point looking at Hearts' signings because Hearts are morons with no long-term future. Black is a good player though. Have you seen much of Galbraith? I haven't; all I know is he's quality on Football Manager and is coming from Man Utd. Michael Fraser may be better than Bossu, but unless we could have punted Bertie, I didn't think another 'keeper was a priority even before we signed Nelson. What's the point in keeping Bateman hanging about the club if he's only good enough to be 4th choice? Same thing applies to Paul Gallacher. Grainger would fill up some space in the squad. But he's one of these ones that everyone would whine about if we actually signed - "Another fucking United reject", etc., but if we don't sign them then we'll whine anyway. As it stands, I wouldn't have minded keeping Lee Mair, for purely numerical reasons. I'm still confident we'll sign a centre back who is no worse than Mair. Not that that makes me feel good like. Higdon is better than Tommy Wright, but unless we could find someone to take Wright off our hands, I don't think we have room for another centre forward.

Can't hear you over all the vomiting.