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That's because the referees are racist.

Their shortlist for the captaincy was supposedly Zaliukas, Stewart and Kingston. That's a whole lot of cunt.

Karipidis fucked off. Unless I'm getting them mixed up, I always thought Karipidis was better. Zaliukas just makes me laugh.

Zaliukas was playing was he nae?

Well, it was a Brazilian last season, Emerson. It's Matthieu Flamini this season, but Milan have recently decided they want to be Brazilian, so you may be onto something.

That's because their various overpaid ponces all feel the need to have some kind of "individual" number, and they've got far too many players on their books. Ronaldinho took #80 because he couldn't wrestle #10 out of Clarence Seedorf's glorious hands. Milan also retired two numbers, so they're running out of sensible numbers to give players. Which is why they've committed the sickening atrocity against autistic football fans of giving #5 to a midfielder.

Bastardry on wheels. Ach well, night off work it is!

Is that a Friday?

This is beginning to sound like the verses of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41.

Mind and explain it to your kid this way at some point in the future. The "BAAANG" is vital.

Cheers. No clue why it doesn't show. I might have opted out of displaying it during the first period when rep. points were going about. Variety is the spice of life. Why invade the same country over and over again or occupy the same country for a long period when you can mix it up, wear different coloured combats, charitably liberate and educate different coloured unfortunates, etc.? States like Israel and China and are just boring bastards, whose lack of imagination is the real war crime. New question: what would Peter Dow like to say to America?

Julio Geordio? Shenshayshinull.

I saw him on TV the other day with orange skin and a pink jumper round his shoulders. The man is a fucking ponce whose vanity increases with every day he spends in the bright lights of the EPL.

Stop poking your nose into America's foreign policy.

Aye, probably. And then he'll run a grand total of 7 yards in the second half of the season.

My mate Jean-Marc told me he won't sign a pre-contract 7 months before his current deal expires. He's usually pretty reliable with these things. You heard it here first.

I have it on good authority that this will not happen.

No, the rest of the time he's just slow. The great Steven Fletcher only scored 1 more league goal than Miller last season. OK, Miller took penalties, but he won a fair few of those himself and was our main creative force as well as our top scorer. So I'm nae quite ready to punt him in favour of *insert player who doesn't play for Aberdeen* just yet. I agree that he was fucking useless today though.

He's unfit.

A tedious stream of sub-standard, semi-informed clichs stolen off Mock The Week.

I might be interested in playing guitar for this if my gear wasn't a shambles at the moment.

You won't get an honest answer.

Stop making sweeping generalisations about people who don't like Rangers fans, Adolf.

Obviously I'm nae disputing the fact that Dons fans have a record of causing trouble, but Dan Rivers' credibility is supposedly dubious at best.

You're just a little bit deluded, aren't you? Who attacked Rangers fans in Manchester? And lice don't count.