calum

Birmingham will sign Barton to team up with Lee Bowyer.

Ach, for fuck sake. Fletcher doesn't deserve that at all, poor guy

An appearance from the po-leese, reduced volume Frenchmen and a legend with a beard trying to get in about yr lady - you should put on more gigs.

Huw will print this out and frame it for his bedroom wall.

Pet hate: post deletion confusion!

Bit of a mismatch in the end. Career over for Hatton?

Perry is a hero! Last time I saw him play was at Harlaw Park last season. He played left wing (!) and got his nose broken. Obviously the locals were unaware that his nose was smashed to bits at the time, "Get the fuck up Perry min, there's nothin a'dee wi yi!" etc.

Sergio Ramos is scandalously overrated.

Odd choice of word

Terrible, weak performance. Considine had a holocaust and is so cumbersome it's nae true, Mulgrew's delivery was 90% garbage, Kerr and MacDonald went missing in the second half, Aluko was infuriating, Severin was uncharacteristically dodgy and Foster's distribution was embarrassing, just for a change. Tommy Wright's performance was a pleasant surprise. The most frustrating thing is that nobody bar that tubby midget and Hesselink was any good for them today. Is it my imagination or have rrrrrrasellick only got 2 songs now?

And Chris Benoit will be there to batter you.

I'm sure he is, I just find him amusing if we're thinking of the same guy.

Is he the big lad usually seen poncing about various hardcore shows trying desperately to look hard? I mind seeing By My Hands a few years back with Terror (I think). They made me really, really unhappy with the world we live in.

Inadvisable.

I would attend this if I could play the role of Strippit for the evening. Pint of vapid populism, please!

Nothing quite like watching a fat bloke waddle up and fucking leather one. YAS.

You've spent so much time bleating on the internet that you've actually started menstruating?

What? Haven't you seen how hilariously eccentric the posters are?

I heard Scott Severin was responsible for Hillsborough and the recession. Diamond, of course, made a heroic effort to stop him by waving his fists about in a captainy way. Diamond for captain. Calum, Aged 9 and 1/2, Aberdeen

I'd be fucking raging if Aberdeen drew 4-4 at home.

Cunt. I feel sorry for his family, mind.

I'd like to apologise to idol_wild for my piss poor chat whenever I speak to him. "Eh...aye...Chin Up Chin Up...*unintelligible*...great band like." Very sorry.

Missed it. Fucking work.

I know this was a statement of the obvious but it's not often I'm right. Although, the game has been dull in its own way.

I think it's a Portugal shirt, so it's probably Abel Xavier, judging by the hair and the drugz.