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It's their cup draws that are pissing me off at the minute. That and the fact that people appear to be shocked and impressed by the effect of Hibs spending more money than anyone else.

I fucking hate Hibs.

For what it's worth, I both like and rate McGhee. I've seen plenty signs of progress this season, and if he gets some cash to play with I'm confident that he'll take us forward. And I'm fucking sick of hearing about Kilmarnock's manager.

This is incredible stalking.

Bonthrone?

That No.3 is off to Celtic.

Check the Dazzler charging off to celebrate in front of the Dons fans while the ball's still trickling over the 6 yard line. Cool as anything.

It was an appetite suppressant, apparently.

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Any chance I could get in on the defamatory action?

Not true. He also cares about his shiny broon shoes. And I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Shearah".

Alan Shearer + Cheryl Cole = DREAM TICKET!

You're not afraid to tell it like it is, are you?

Precisely.

Aye, why the fuck didn't McGhee sign Stokes and Miller?

Edmundo is my favourite Brazilian mentalist, hands down. From his Wikipedia: In 1999 he faced prosecution by animal welfare groups after hiring an entire circus to perform in his back garden to celebrate his son's first birthday. At the party he was accused by some individuals of the press of having a chimpanzee called Pedrinho drunk on beer and whiskey.

Adriano's a different breed in that he is fucking mental. Apparently Sportsound's reporting that Darren Barr's signed a pre-contract with Hearts, so he can stay in central belt and not get paid on time. Wouldn't want us signing anyone who's thick enough to sign for the LSC anyway.

True. Why can't Wesley be more like Clarence? Clarence never moans, he just achieves. The Juve-Roma game was never going to be a classic. Juve are struggling so they've gone ultra-cautious, and Roma...well, Claudio Ranieri could make any team dull and stuffy. And his system marginalises De Rossi a bit, which shouldn't be allowed. De Rossi is a monster.

Didn't think Milan played any fantastic football, to be honest. Ronaldinho was pretty much marked out of the game, and they're totally reliant on him while Pato's out. The gulf in quality between the two squads was very evident last night, especially without Nesta there to paper over the cracks with his freakish awesomeness. Oh, and Javier Zanetti is the most heroically competent player of all time. Such tidy hair as well.

The aching temptation to watch all 22 parts of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet when I have an exam in the morning. I hate that.

I want Ballack to win the league. He's such a fussballmeister. I like Ancelotti too.

Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - Clarence Seedorf There is nothing the man can't do. If anyone has some time to kill, I would strongly recommend having a look at his website. You'll find his appearances on sketch shows, news of his latest humanitarian and environmental work (accompanied by photos of associated hobnobbing with Mandela and all that), and so much more. Clarence Seedorf official football website with news, facts, pictures and videos Clarence Seedorf Offical Website He neglects to mention how he's (allegedly) shagging George Clooney's bird though, sadly.

Richard Foster would win.

Relevant or not, he still manages to appear often enough to remind me how much I detest him. I'm aware that his aim is to be provocative, but that doesn't make him any less of a prick.

Kelvin McKenzie. Shouldn't need to explain that one.