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Red card for Ribery. Worst human?

I was moderately rude to a guy in a bear costume. Felt pretty good about it.

Stalked: milesdyson Time: this morning Location: Aberdeen Uni library, within touching distance. Proper. Fucking. Stalk.

Well, it looks like he may well be bringing his mentalism to England next season, so that's something to look forward to. He could form the ultimate three-pronged megacunt frontline with Tevez and Bellamy.

Can't stand Balotelli. Apparently he got a bollocking from Materazzi in the tunnel for behaving like such a fucking penis. Roma banner aimed at Balotelli: Ropey translation: "We don't insult you because you're coloured, but because you're a piece of shit without honour." YAS.

Missed this before! It's Always Sunny... is outstanding.

Roving lunatics and their apparent attraction to me. You're becoming tiresome, lunatics. Also, phone conversations. My phone manner alternates between monosyllabic gype and miserable bastard. Fuck phones. Send me a telegram.

Christy Aberdeen Uni student car park Around 5pm today Team stalked by myself and Vega. Proper stalk as he doesn't know who I am.

Just to restore some balance: fuck Utd.

Great gig. Highlights: the best Carson Wells performance I've seen, Ross' onstage chat ("yiz are in for a treat!"), and an enlightening conversation with Jan and Jarvis about whether being short is a valid excuse for being a cunt. Low points: The Ocean Fracture's waistcoats.

Arsenal's defence has been abysmal; Messi has been clinical. He took his first goal brilliantly, but the other two were gifted to him. Even the first one fell to him as a result of Silvestre fannying about. Incredible player, but Arsenal aren't making him work. Ruud Gullit just said "spanking".

Penalty against Morgan for a foul on Carroll. Fight, please.

I detest McDonald and Kerr, but Foster and Considine are beautiful humans.

I walked past Gary McDonald's "motor" yesterday without damaging it. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

The boy that posted it was deadly serious. I imagine he looks something like this: He's got a point though - microwaving a person does make them very tired.

I read this on another forum and thought it was just mind-blowing enough to share.

A lot of God-awful defending and a lot of poor finishing. Those things aren't really part of football though, right? Exciting stuff though.

I think people went totally overboard about him because he was so young at the time of the CL final. He does look quite good in Barca's midfield, but every time he gets the ball he's got at least 3 teammates moving for a pass and Xavi standing 10 yards away, demanding the ball. I'd just be interested to see how he looks in a non-superhuman side. Maybe I'm being harsh though - I do have a thing about overrated defensive midfielders.

I think Busquets is totally overrated. I reckon he'd look totally mediocre in a normal team. Pique, on the other hand, is fucking splendid. Sidenote: I think Paul Ince just referred to Inter as "the Eye-ties". o_O

I already want to hibernate for a few months. Magnificent avatar, by the way. "What we have here is the ultimate smackdown between the 'Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression...I intend to win."

I foresee epic misuse of the word "metatarsal".

Apparently Rooney's injury could affect England.

Vividly. I still blame Maxi. Working 'til 9. Fuck etc.

Aye. Difficult chance on the half volley against one of the best 'keepers of the last 15 years, Mackie puts it narrowly wide... "Fuck off Mackie yi useless fuckin' cunt!" o_O

Toooooor fr den FC Bayern Munchen! Ivica! OLIC! Iiiiiiivicaaaaa! OLIIIIIC!!!! Danke! BITTE! etc. Olic is the rich man's Darren Mackie.