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My voice is in tatters from guts chants......we had our own little guts booth in kef. was so surreal having conversations where literally every second line was a guts chant!! Alan Cynic is the top boy!!! Sharon Lynsey.....marriage is on the cards.......if you pay me.......

Last night was amazing fun...........oh yes............

The award could have gone to gav aswell! Thats me just home, hoorah......

Honestly....this is better than tv! (unless your tv has family guy on it, then it fails in comparison)

Im just suprised no-ones blown that place up yet....... As for aberdeen it is probably worse.....i mean has anyone seen that homeless lady that sits outside fopp? she looks like a fucking alien.....as for single mums smoking, aberdeen wins that hands down.....as for the safe issue, i never get threatend by anyone else but drunks/junkies so i dont ever feel that unsafe cause they are laughable!!! Dundee has guncrime we dont.....im losing my point here, aberdeen and dundee both suck, you should all move to stonehaven, its really nice...........

That reminds me of the time thurston moore clambered over me.........

Any word on cash raised last night? Cause it was god damn busy!!!

Trust me......that IS happening!

His real excitment lies in me wearing a dress and a golden thong.......

Guess what? Its the 23rd tonight so get your fat/sexy asses to dr drakes to witness a night of hell............and fun...........and hell.........

I think i need to be mentioned on this thread.....cause by fuck i cant sing and there is no point in denying i am uber famous.....you may now bask in my glory......

Tonight......oh yeah baby!

Hahahaha this has to stop.....even if it is only cause i have nothing else!

Beautiful double ontondra (however u spell it) my hat 'cums' off to you....

She was actually made up by the NME........but a virgin called sheila gave birth to her last year and her growth rate is incredible.....for more info see www.imboredandtalkingshit.com.....

Its come to my attention that this thread is now full of bullshit......could i sue under false adverstising? Only a couple of hours to go....im so exicited i could shit.......

I love how all posts on ab-music get distorted into hatred......hate hate hate.....you bunch of nazis.....see you in strausberg......

You maybe more afraid that im going to masturbate into the crowd whilst singing my anti-charlton heston speil.......

Only a couple of hours to go to see my favourate bands.....woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo......

Bah.....untrue.....he is a legendary GOFONES uhhhh legend.....just like you.......ahhhhh....*kiss* *kiss* *ass*

Two twins in christmas day, one is called johnny and the other herbert.... So they come down stairs all excited and see what gifts are under the tree for them. Johnny only has one gift and its a little wooden boat with wheels on it....whilst herbert has got hundreds of gifts under the tree, motorbike, playstation2, dvd player....you name it he got it...... So later on in the day little johnny is playing happily with his toy boat on the kitchen floor when herebert comes in and taunts johnny about his pitiful gift and that he had way more gifts from his parents which made him believe that his mum and dad loved him way more....but little johnny casual as you like just looked up at herbert and said 'oh well...at least i dont have cancer'.