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ill easily go to the gym with you and swim. what days do you want to go?

stop smoking start a new band save money have lots of sex (not birdman)

yeh camie you fucking panda vag. why dont you die?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111rfkwefw11!

do you know what time the bands will be on. rangers are playing see?

holler back yall. ill be there. but only if its a free house so i can get pissed as a fart and spew on your neck.

i fall in love everyday.its a known fact. im a big stupid doo - doo head.with plankten for balls.and a hairy arse. yes...

fuck.awww well.have to cancel plans with your mum if your patting little feet will grace our presence. (not birdman)

turning 13 hotmangu fuck the rest of ya!!!!!!!!!!!!panda (not birdman)

no thank you - i think ill do the gardening during a scotland game or complain that the woman next to me on the bus smells. or even go rent out a gay porno starring morgan freeman as "cop". dont be a loser all your life (not crocker)

awwwwwwwwwww fucking tits! i was really looking forward to seeing starfall again. aw well. happy wanking for me tonight.

what???!!!!!!! i was just away to get ready to go out for the gig!!!!!what the fuck is the date?????????

it was a load of balls really. but then again i didnt like the first two. just wanted to see hhh and it was well worth it for the line " hey dickhead......wheres my dog?" and "you cock juggling thundercunt"

it has come to my attention that hotman gu are playing a battle of the bands sort of thing in o shandemfla or however the fuck you spell it for a chance to play at new year. is this right? if so i think everybody should head down. EVERYBODY and show support because that would be fucking ace.

so the moral of the story is?................go for the kill when grumpy boyfriends/girlfriends/are away taking a leak.and then leg it from the club with her dangling from your.............ermmm.........side.

i dont bloody know - theres alot of shitty things about me and alot of cool things. just depends who im talking to. some people i just need to be a cunt to because they are most likey cunts too - or just to easy piss off.

this threads a load of panda shite. someone shoot these people.

the gig didnt really do it for me last night. although the bled i must say put on a decent set. sometimes you just find it hard to get into the swing of things.my minds weapon pished over hiding with girls which shows their progress.

i work about 40 hours a week on top of being a full time stoner,drunk and housewife. lifes great.

i love them. ill easily take it off your hands.

i may be up for some of this.

im sure ill make a visit to yours soon enough for a gander.

you should of slipped it in when he wasnt looking.