Christy

Second one was without doubt not a penalty...Stokes just stood there waiting for a tiny bit of contact, making no attempt to gain possession or even move towards the ball. Ludicrous decision. First one looked like a stonewaller, but once again the red was hugely debatable. Most referees (myself included) consider a clear goalscoring opportunity to entail being in possession of the ball. Vernon was fouled in the build up too. Simply, if the boot was on the other foot, there is no way in hell that Celtic would have been penalised with two pens and a red card. Absolutely no chance.

Magnus's answer absolutely ended me

Our very own forum regs Jamesy, Ross AGP and John (Hen) Beverley I'm sure deserve a lot of credit for pulling together such a fantastic lineup. I think that some people havn't recognised just how damn impressive it is, pulling together a lineup of this quality at a first-year festival. Most festies take years to build a reputation and attract a stellar lineup. Well played fellas

Here is the message I put on aberdeen-mad.co.uk, as a result of the unprecendented and probably illegal crackdown on online poker in the last 12 hours: The FBI has seized all the assets of the online poker world, trying to take $3 billion from the gambling community. It is not yet known what the extent of the fallout is, but I might see you down the dole queue on Monday.... As it stands, I will be coaching and grinding as per usual (albeit, without my American students and opponents). However, it seems as if the world's economy sees a quick way to make a buck without fear of reprisal/regulation... I do feel as if there is no stronger collection of intellectual minds than the poker community, so it will be nigh on impossible to f**uck with them without reprisal. However, for the time being, I recommend that you withdraw a chunk of your roll on Full Tilt, Pokerstars and Absolute Poker/Ultimate Bet in case of the unthinkable happening. Keep the minimum necessary in order to still play your regular games in your online accounts.

Definitely my nembers one and two. I think the BYOB affair is the Lahore Karahi on King St (near Safeways). Every time I have been there has ben tremendous, but I have heard that they have a different chef these days. Actually, think on it, it aint BYOB, it is booze-less. But I have typed all this out now, so I aint deleting it.

Chris - the full lineup hasnt been confirmed but I do know for a fact that the lineup being bandied around is not a million miles from accurate. These names havent been plucked from the sky.

Cant believe that people are moanbing about the price. A two day festival for 90 bangers featuring some actual quality acts in the city centre. Haters gonna hate etc, but the price seems perfectly reasonable to me.

The Waterboys are playing. As is Edywn. Idlewild. Xcerts...what's not to love? Cannae wait

I was rooting for him to pick the Chinese burd. That is what ruined Scott Pilgrim for me.

Anyone who takes pride in coming third is not worth your attention imo

Plaed an incredible gig in there when I was eighteen with de Barros. We got told that we were too loud during soundcheck, so we just played two songs (Serrate and Drag You Down), but took them off in different, less raucous directions. Definitely the sort of spontaneity that goes wrong 9/10 times, but we got it plumb on the money that night. People were going feel! My flatmate John Scrotal Tunic Cromar subsequently played a set using a vibrator as an ebow. One of my all-time favourite gigs.

This was in the Belfast store, and believe me, these kids were not American! There is no confusing an American accent with a Belfast attempt at one

And what about the accents? Holy Christmas. I went in once and was met with a faux Amercan "how are yeeoow?". I struggled through five minutes, but didn't see a single item of clothing that looked remotely wearable.

Watched this at the cinema back in the day. Just absolutely Godawful.

...and that is why it is fun

I saw someone at uni once who was wearing a hoody that said this: Insta-fud imo

You look like you should be in Copy Haho when you grow up

I would pop my penis inside of her

23 seconds before I closed it

My GF works with somebody who - no joke has Vanilla Ice's autograph tattooed onto his arm, and a tatt of an ice cream with the simple slogan 'delicious'. Never met the guy, but I can only surmise that he is an awful cunt. BTW, Ca_Gere's reply was LOL but the rep Gods bla bla bla

Didnt get as good a lol as I thought. Meh. Check this out though:

Snap. Loved the gig. TYVM Mr Milne for booking us. It was nice to play a short, uptempo set, as we don't do that very often. Crackin night all around!

T'riffic show. Couldn't believe how different his set was from GLasgow - most of the themes were the same but he took them off in different directions. Overactive brain + cheap lager * Jager and Red Bull = comic genius

You made those up