Christy

Finest LOL moment for me was at 3.20, when G-Nev says 'I wish I could get rid of him' and quietly, almost imperceptibly, a little girly voice squeaks up 'that's not very nice'.

Why do I find this so damn amusing?

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I have no idea how the standard will compare to be honest. Deffo up for a friendly; we should have it indoors at the Sports Village. Always wanted to pay 11s there.

We get penalties because opponents take an inexplicable pleasure in kicking Ross's, Mady's and my shins. I'd like to think it's because we have quick feet, but in reality it's because Sunday Welfare hammerthrowers are pretty clumsy. Should have had a good few more pens, too.

If they are put in the right place, they are impossible to save. I would be fucked if we get two in the same game though! One trick pony, me Dons or Smurn vs ICT or Rasellick in the cup semi. O good.

If you even need to ask, then the answer is no.

Samesies. Poker it is, then. Don't think I can bring myself to watch Stoke West Ham(mer Throwers)

Strange one, cos they all seem like clear pens. Perhaps the players were in on it too

Putting it as simply as possible, it iis a physical urge and not a sexual one for the asexual male. However, masturbation is generally (and generally correctly) related to sexual impulses. That is not alwas the case, however.

SPOTTED: Spoonie LOCATION: The 'Fun, but I'm not sure why' thread (also a dead ringer for 2secondsofhate; it's nearly a bassist convention)

Worrying picture of Sheen on Coke has just been leaked online:

PMed

LOLd at this een

I hate this 'use common sense' argument that gets trotted out half the time. The other half the time people say 'all we want is consistency'. The laws are the laws. They do not take into account if you are at the Camp Nou or at Kynoch Park. Commit a cautionable offence and you deserve a caution. Plus, FWIW I don't think RVP would have shot as hastily had he not heard the whistle. Were he onside then he would have had time to steady himself. However, that is hypothetical and is not the crux of my argument.

RVP cost his team the game. All thsi ref chat is a red herring; the laws are the laws and the ref applied them correctly. Everyone else heard the whistle fine all night.

What a cool head from Messi to double tap the L1 button rather than just shoot. Good head on his shoulders, that fella.

A plaaaaar who doesn't know the laws of the game has no place on the fitba pitch imo. Lots of them don't, I'm sure, but that's their problem. The ref still has to enforce the laws, regardless. So, an understandable decision, but a wrong one imo.

My wifeburd is as intelligent as me, at least. It's bloody great; we can talk and stuff. I've gone out with wimmin before who were not very smart and, frankly, the appeal wears off. Back to one of the original points about asexuals masturbating: masturbation can be a physical impulse and not a sexual one. From a guy's POV, sometimes it just pops up, so to speak, and needs attended to. While most people cannot seem to get their head around it, the asexual male is not thinking about women, men, nor sexual imagery while he is knocking one out; rather, he is sorting out his body's needs. This can be confusing, because people associate masturbation/climaxing with pornogrophy or simply with having sexual thoughts. The asexual fella does not. He simply wanks til he spaffs, sans fantasisation. It's true because I read it on teh internetz

Violent Conduct is not limited to the match participants (just ask Cantona!). However, the incident really didnt seem violent to me; had the player booted the streaker then obviously he would have had to have walked. A vigorous wrestling to the ground (oo er) seemed fair enough given the circumstances so I certainly would not have got my cards out for that. I can understand the ref here, though; the streaker was hardly a threat and the stewards seem only a moment away from taking the streaker down anyway. no need for the player to get involved.

So that is all four boxes officially ticked now Rangers duo in the clear with SFA - Herald Scotland | Sport | SPL | Rangers And people wonder why Scottish fitba is a joke...

More like The Edge imo

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Aye but you are one of these blessed humans who look better with a shaved head. Ditch the jew-fro and keep it supershort imo