Birdman

You'll find a couple in my next door neighbours bath, too, if you're stuck shop-wise

I don't understand what you mean. Anyone got a megaphone?

So much so that things like puncturation and spelling have been omitted form this thread as time waseting. Any power considered and booze/money will be offered for 5 day hire. Any questions or arrangements - PM me or reply to this thread

Rule 2/ or he Pop punk isn't sexist

I don't understand - it's not funny OR scary. Is it supposed to be?

Just saw MC5 - Kick out the Jams for the first time. God damn, what a music video! Possibly my favourite. What's your favourite?

This is shit and has been since it got killed back in the mid 90's when the internet became big

Where I live, up in the north of Scotland, there used to be an age filled of responsibility, most people called the '50's. People would treat each other with the utmost respect and crude, low down humour was really something that only really came about with the binge drinking culture and winos that lived in poverty. As with everything else in society, however, things change; cultures are constantly adapting to life as it is today, always prepared to become lenient on beliefs in light of the impending future. And so I noticed recently around where I live that this crude humour is being played in with our everyday lives. Daring, and often outrageous forms of expressing oneself seems paramount amongst a persons goals in today's society up here in The Shire, doing away with the wise old ways of the past as kindness and innocence fall apart to the sinnier side of the modern age. I aim to show you the extent of this sharp change of trend and the way it has left most of our residence in a total boondoggle! These pictures will hopefully help you grasp exactly how things have changed around where I live: Here, as you can see, a classic amusing signpost depicting the age old and ever humorous banana slip drawing.....but things have changed in recent years. Not only does today's humour make for little sense, but instead of a witty injunction, the comedians of today rely on bizarrities such as this. A ballet dancer cannot throw an aeroplane, regardless of its size - But to these sign makers, obviously such a trivial fact as this is entirely overlooked. And here, from the reverse approach to the junction. Come on, society! The school bus goes this way! oh ha ha, he's falling over the direction box. Whatever will they think of next?! So it ends here - A man spanking off his flaccid thudder whilst simultaneously pooping a small, square turd. Is this really the sort of United Kingdom we want our children growing up in; a country so devoid of taste and manners that even our signs have lurid and graphic images for travellers of the countryside to see wherever they look? It's like the pages of a Jazz mag blown into oppressive proportions and left to be the official replacement of signs in an age bygone.... Does anyone else have sexually explicit road signs blinding them with perverse undertones at every corner?

Rumour has it that this is to be given out in pamphlet form with the CD as a general guide to child discipline: Please confirm or dispell.

Someone call the police - the littler bin is squint!

In before the inevitable closure http://www.aberdeen-music.com/galleries/files/9/5/3/truck6hn.gif

I would NEVER get a quick truck!

one time when I was at a lutheran grade school some girls brought orange hair color spray for spirit day and we had this angry teacher with a mustache named mr. moeller and he was like "put that away" and later on the girls were giggling trying to color each other so he got really mad and was like "I said put that godamn thing away" and grabbed the can and hurled it into the wall and it exploded orange spirit everywhere and the kids started crying

http://www.scotblood.co.uk/Fun_zone.html Then hover your mouse over the "Stuff for Kids" hyperlink to reveal what Scotblood are for children.

I don't get it...

I am totally looking forward to playing this gig! Jeniferever are a beautiful band and its gonna be a pleasure seeing them play! Ill check out genevieve and see what they are like, but ive heard good things! adam x : (

Dumpex, how can you be so inhumane about this! Everyone knows that innards will be gutted out and the space filled with TNT for the carcass to be "dismantled" about 30 miles off the coast of Brighton (probably)

"I ain't got time to bleed" - Duke Nukem It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. - NapDyn TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! - American Psycho Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - probably Charlie and the chocolate factory I got carried away a bit

In before the tasteless jokes

Must've had a disturbed upbringing ...like Whippy!

I'd love to give it a hit with my baseball bat.

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If you read that, you'll certainly know.