a hunter is searching for some decent animals to shoot in the woods, whilst steadily making his way to the deepest area of the forest he comes across an extremely hot and an extremely naked woman lying on the ground by a tree. he stares at her with a steady gaze, she smiles at him slyly and fondles with her hair, then the hunter says:- "so hunni, are you game?" with that the naked minstrel replies in a crooning voice:- "i sure am honey pie!" He then shoots her in the head with his shotgun